[Zulius grins, making the universal "call me" sign.]
Bet! You can call me any time for that, Babe!
[It would be an absolute, unmitigated hellscape for everyone around them, but that's not their problem!]
Right! I mean, I know I wake up every day looking absolutely fabulous anyway- but that man turns putting in zero effort and still coming out incredible into an art form.
[It's so RUDE, Dante!!! Zulius taps his chin with a finger, considering this with a long, drawn out hmmmmmmm.]
You know, given how much you hear about the hot buff farmboy to have a toll in the hay with, I'm gonna give that a solid yes, it can totally be a thing. Bet it's a delight watching him...dig up...vegetables??? I don't know what people do on farms, tbh. Either way, fun to watch?
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Bet! You can call me any time for that, Babe!
[It would be an absolute, unmitigated hellscape for everyone around them, but that's not their problem!]
Right! I mean, I know I wake up every day looking absolutely fabulous anyway- but that man turns putting in zero effort and still coming out incredible into an art form.
[It's so RUDE, Dante!!! Zulius taps his chin with a finger, considering this with a long, drawn out hmmmmmmm.]
You know, given how much you hear about the hot buff farmboy to have a toll in the hay with, I'm gonna give that a solid yes, it can totally be a thing. Bet it's a delight watching him...dig up...vegetables??? I don't know what people do on farms, tbh. Either way, fun to watch?