Un: Zodiac | Mid-Month Update

[kaisoumods]

WHO: Everyone!
WHERE: Libra App
WHEN: June 15th
WHAT: Zodiac Network Post
WARNINGS: None!

[We've reached the middle of June. By now, the app users have help sort out Oz with their troubles, though there's still plenty of rebuilding to be done in that realm. The post begins like the previous one had, with notifications of peoples coming and goings]



Jinwoo has joined the app. Say hi everyone!


Sara and Katida have left the app.

[The post then continues on as normal.]

Hello. Thank you for using the Libra App.

Computer Busted
doing this on phone
Blame the puppet and his pals.

Seers say the monsters in Oz are called "Heartless"
real bad pests
will eat worlds
if left unchecked
so good job

oh fathers day this weekend rip

thats all
bye


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[Anyway, Users will have the option to choose their own display names and user pics if they haven't already. If nothing is chosen, the app will use their real name and a quick photo taken of them from their camera's phone. Like always, there'll be no responses from Zodiac.

And yes this is going up a couple days early due to unexpected computer issues for the main mod. It wasn't puppets. Probably. ]

Comments

voice; un: jcarter_news

[phoenixwiz]

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Back up a minute: did you said Heartless? Oh man. This is getting even way weirder than I was expecting.

text | UN: Inazuma

[eiternity]

The phone is an underutilized tool.

Although it lacks the power of a computer, in the right hands, it can be a dangerous weapon.

text, un: eve

[playtag]

A weapon?

[That's a surprising statement. The phone's small and doesn't seem sharp.]

text | un: blackbirdtarot

[drewthetower]

what the hell did the professor do??

un: silverrose 1/2

[fionnuisce]

what, nothing

[fionnuisce]

WAIT SHIT NO

[drewthetower]

you're not a puppet Waver

[fionnuisce]

i may need to sleep before i forget how to read

Text; un: Opera_Ghost

[not_a_possum]

That's the right idea, Professor! Destroy all of Libra's stuff!

...but these heartless sound like a pretty big problem. We should probably do something about them.

I wonder if that's what happened to all of our worlds?

text: un; arise.

[lowestclass]

[ well, he just arrived two days ago, and now to have this update pling at him from his new phone, on the new zodiac app? he feels a little bit of a swing of apprehension in his gut. He just got here and it feels like he's already dosed the place with his brand of bad luck.
Maybe if he just doesn't think about it... ]

So, does the app always... uh. Sing like crazy when you don't answer it's messages right away...? Because that's pretty troublesome.

...Anyway...

I guess, given the app has already introduced me a few days ago, I should probably apologise. I uh. Dropped my phone down a sewage grate when I was unpacking things from my car, and was unable to fish it out. It's dead now.
I would have introduced myself sooner, so. Sorry about that.

Greetings, Libra. My name is Sung Jinwoo. For the matter of complete transparency, I wanna say that I'm a member of the Black Order, and have been an Order member for the last ten years or so. I've been stuck on a different mission this whole time and finally got a promotion to be able to move to a different city...

...

I'd appreciate a little patience as I get my legs straight. I'm not used to having new orders to deal with, I'm way out of my element here...

I'm noone important though. My rank's always been low, so I'm looking forward to a little bit of an uptick in my life one day soon, starting with this.

...

...

Tell me, what's the most interesting thing you've ever seen in this city? I'm interested...

text | UN: Inazuma

[eiternity]

Bubble tea. It is quite delicious.

[lowestclass]

Can they make it properly here...
i'm from Korea, so i have to admit i'm a bit skeptical on americans doing it right
do you have reccomendations?

[eiternity]

Yes, I believe so.

I only have Japanese bubble tea to compare to, but it felt authentic.

I will send you the name.

text; un: freelancer

[lapislazily]

So that's what happened.

[entirely unsurprised]

[lowestclass]

[ right, he remembers zhongli was assigned here... ]

Maybe we should call it good luck this time
The battery WAS starting to go out...

[lapislazily]

In most cases I would say that luck is a matter of perspective, but yours is unusual. Still, I'd like to congratulate you on your promotion. It's good to see you well.

Do you need help with arrangements or finding your way around the city?

text | un: laluna

[crisantemo]

congrats on the promotion jinwoo! ヽ(*・ω・)ﾉ

i've only been here for a just over a month, but let me know if you need any help with anything.

[lowestclass]

...Ah, thank you.
So youre here as well.

I want to say 'don't trouble yourself,' but I know I'll probably really use the help, one day.

[crisantemo]

there's quite a few of us here, though i'm not sure why they're assigning so many (•ิ_•ิ)?

and if you did say it, i would just say i wouldn't offer if i found it to be trouble 乁(ツ゚)ㄏ so that offer will always be open.

text: un; ndwolfwood

[asipofbride]

you uh
got an infestation of lil dots in your phone or somethin

saw a big skeleton with three heads
heard its voice in my head for about a week after i blew it up

[lowestclass]

No infestation, I'm just um
Trying to think of what to say without coming across as awkward, I guess.

Did it have the opposite effect...
anyway
um
skeleton with three heads? you're serious.
you blew it up.

text; un: 333

[holeful]

Haha, do you really think it's proper to be getting your legs straight during pride month?
☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜)

[lowestclass]

.....................



ah

it is
that time of year
isn't it.

You got me, my word choice....

un: velvet

[gotbadblood]

[Jinwoo?? Here??]

I knew it. We are the new Florida assignment.

[lowestclass]

[ .......velvet........


no.
it cannot be.

jinwoo is staring at his phone like it had just electrocuted him on the spot. ]

... Begone spirit, from where you came from.

This was supposed to be my step up, finally.
....Don't tell me....