Un: Zodiac | Happy Pride!

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WHO: Everyone!
WHERE: Libra App
WHEN: June 1st
WHAT: Zodiac Network Post
WARNINGS: None!

[The Spirit Vein in the sky shifts from dark and purple hues to the entire rainbow spectrum as the element dominance shift into the Light element. The colors will shift regularly, showing off every color in the visible spectrum, making it quite the light show. Everyone's devices will emit a soothing wind chime sound as a new Zodiac post appears. The chime will sound even if you have your phone turned off or on silent, and will not stop until you read their message and comment to it.]


Fukuda, Venti, and Persephone have joined the app. Say hi everyone!


Morgan, Mona, Hansa, Eijiro, Shouto, Yagi, and Yoosung has left the app.

[The post then continues on as normal.]

Hello! Thank you for using the Libra App.

First of all, we'd like to thank everyone who helped the Companions in the Walled City. Based on our reports before the gate closed, the Companions are doing well and are enjoying the sunlight you brought to them. As a token of goodwill, we also donated a number of cats to their city, supplies to care for them, and manuals so they can learn about proper cat ownership.

Next, we've been made aware of the unusual plant growth around the city. We're still looking into the matter, but we believe it may be related to an increasing level of Spirit Energy within the city. We will keep investigating and let you know of anything we learn.

Finally, we come to Pride Month. We're aware this is an important time of year for many of our app users, so we at Zodiac wish for you to have a wonderful celebration. For those unaware or new to this world, Pride Month is when identities that fall underneath the LGBTAQ+ umbrella (such as gay, lesbian, bisexual, transgender, asexual, etc) get celebrated. This is done through parades and different festivities. Pride month and the history of LGBTAQ+ has a long history in this world, which there's resources available at the library and online if you wish to learn more.

Now we're leave you with the icebreaker because we still haven't figured out how to remove it.

Happy Pride! 🏳️‍🌈



This post sponsored by Rainbow Road Go Karts. What happens in the go kart course stays in the go kart course.

[Users will have the option to choose their own display names and userpics if they haven't already. If nothing is chosen, the app will use their real name and a quick photo taken of them from their camera's phone. Morgan will have been transferred back to the Black Order's HQ. Meanwhile Mona, Hansa, Eijiro, Shouto, Yagi, and Yoosung will be around the city with no memories of the app.

Like always, there'll be no responses from Zodiac.

OOC note: post is going up a little earlier to make it easier timezone wise for players. If you haven't responded to AC yet, you still have until 11:59pm EST to do so and you'll be removed from the post list! ]

Comments

[doubledollar]

[ wait hold on, this is backfiring he needs to salvage ]

what're you gonna do if i start going grey and creaky suddenly
my knees start giving out
wolfwood will put me in a home


and thank you i actually appreciate it its been bothering me.
youre the best

[whiteshroud]

Then I'll be sure to visit you.
And bring you soft foods you can still chew.

No problem. I can't promise a change to the records but I can at least ask.

[doubledollar]

aw really
i mean i might still have all my teeth
i take good care of those so bring me sweets too, or ill die

[ and then there's the message from persie and he's a wilted geranium ]

you know, i figured that it'd be hard to change, but impossible? man even the dictionary isnt that strict...

but at least you tried
thats all i can ask for
it'll continue to haunt my dreams
tiny mice
not mice...

[whiteshroud]

I'll see what I can do.
If you're good I can sneak in some donuts.

[Oh...poor Vash]

Sorry, I wish I had a better answer.
But is it really that big a deal? It's just a label.

[doubledollar]

good thinking
ill be good, ill be the best
youll see
if not
ill just climb out a window and go myself


and naw its okay
its just like one of those tiny things that you think about out of nowhere at like 2am
like how strawberries aren't actually berries

[whiteshroud]

You'll break a hip.

Ah, I see. Like how peanuts aren't nuts.

[doubledollar]

plants dont have bones

also yeah exactly see just like that!!!!!!!!
and like how tomatoes arent actually vegetables
tandemaus not being a mouse?
pikachu not being a rabbit?

i don't wanna deal with it

[whiteshroud]

....

But you have teeth?

1/3

[doubledollar]

2/3

[doubledollar]

3/3

[doubledollar]

why do i have teeth

[whiteshroud]

I don't know Vash.
You're the only plant with teeth I know.

[doubledollar]

maybe im part venus fly trap

[doubledollar]

NO WAIT THOSE EAT PEOPLE

[whiteshroud]

No, they eat bugs.

...

Wait. Didn't you say that's what you had for meat back home?

[doubledollar]

oh my god

...

i

...

i have to stop thinking about this
im never gonna sleep again at this rate

[whiteshroud]

Ah- sorry. My bad. I guess it doesn't matter that much.

[Just enough to still pester Yuuki about this. CURIOSITY]

Do you want to see a photo of my new Pokemon to distract you?

voice | un: fullbloom

[joies]

[ After Jun has went to seek help for the Tandemaus problem, one Professor has offered to step in to deliver The News.

So here's the gentle, soothing and warm voice of a pretty lady to do just that. ]

Ah, hello! I'm Persephone - just call me Persie - and I'm one of the POKEGO Professors. Jun mentioned your request to the group, about the record change.

[ There's a polite pause, so he can digest the greeting before; ]

Unfortunately, it cannot be changed. Once in the records, it's permanent even if it doesn't make sense. And trust me, we would try to change this and others if we could.

[doubledollar]

[ 1. whoa hello beautiful sounding lady, he's instantly perking up at the voice he doesn't recognise but it's instantly got his attention.

2. he's instantly wilting because yeah the records can't be changed? his dreams are dashed. his nightmares continue.
but hey, at least he gets to meet someone new? positives. ]

Whoa, hey! I didn't expect a member of Pokego to actually contact me, sorry for the disturbance?? Or like Um. Thank you for reaching out? You guys actually do the real work huh.

My disappointment is immeasurable but I understand, miss Persie. [ what a cute name. ] I'm guessing there are... others... that don't make sense just like this one...

[joies]

It's no disturbance at all, dear. I'm happy to assist, and this extends to those outside of POKEGO as well, so please don't worry.

[ Being called "Miss" does get a soft chuckle - it's been a while since she's been called that, and it does tickle her for a moment. ]

Yes, though... How much would it ruin your day, if I told you about them? I would rather not add to your disappointment if it's immeasurable already.

[doubledollar]

[ look you were nice enough to message him, take time out of a possible busy day to let him down slowly. a 'miss' is the least he can do to be respectful of her, right??? ]

I think it's definitely. Probably for the best that I remain ignorant and blissful.
Otherwise I'm gonna' have to find some way to change the system my self and I will live long enough to do that, I assure you.

[joies]

[ She still finds it very cute!! He's very cute!! ]

Yes, I would recommend living in peaceful ignorance. Some of these are just... best not to acknowledge.

[ Let's not talk about the armadillo with the mouse classification... ]

Though it would be interesting to watch that happen! Especially since I would also live long enough to see it happen, if you were that determined.

[doubledollar]

I love the little guys, just.
Whoever wrote the first books on them really didn't think stuff through, huh...

[ sandshrew can remain an entity he never needs to know about... ]

...Oh yeah?
I've heard of other uh.
Long-lived people in kaisou.
That's pretty common after all, huh.

[joies]

I'm hoping that they're either drinking or high when they write these. I don't want to consider the thought of them not knowing what the actual animals look like.

[ Now that Jun mentioned that theory, it's one she's quietly dreading..... ]

Aha, I guess Kaisou has a way of luring us in. I could probably be considered one of the older folk around here, then... I believe I'm at least over 1000 at this point.

[doubledollar]

They gotta' be drunk. They gotta' be. I guess if you're going around chronicling hundreds of different little animals, you start losing the plot a little...

[ some people just give up halfway through. strawberries arent berries. ]

Over 1000.... wow.
I can't imagine what it's like living that long.
You must have some amazing experiences.