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Zulius ([personal profile] bebest) wrote in [community profile] kaisou2023-05-23 09:31 pm
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WHO: Zulius
WHERE: Network
WHEN: 23 May
WHAT: Announcing the Vogue's pride event!
WARNINGS: It's Zulius, there's always a chance comments will skew into innuendo.



[The video feed turns on and it's everyone's favourite zebrataur! Maybe because he's the ONLY zebrataur, but that's just a detail. This time however, Zulius has decided to do this in drag- something that will be blatantly obvious why soon]

Hellloooo beautiful people! Your Resident Ten is here with some FABulous news for new month. As MOST of you should know, June is the best month all year because it's Pride. [There's definitely a show of rainbows with a little wave of her hands here. You know. For effect. ] The city always does a parade which apparently some people are "Too Much" to take part in anymore, but that's fine because The Vogue is where it's gonna BE next month! Because it's FABULOUS SEASON!

SO! Every night and weekend we've got a full-on Pride Party in the bar. Our bar staff have been working on some INSANE cocktails, and we've got a dancing space and everything. All drinks sales in June are divvied up between a bunch of small LGTBQA+ charities around the city, so why wouldn't you get wasted? It's for charity! I'm expecting people to have the time of their lives, because it's OUR month. [Is that a thinly veiled threat to have a good time? A little.] For the first three weeks of the month our resident thespians are putting one some great queer musicals before the party time for you all to enjoy! We got Fun Home (let's GO, lesbians!), Hedwig and the Angry Inch (because we gotta queer them genders!) finishing up with & Juliet (because everyone can agree Shakespeare is better with non-binary folks in center stage). You'll for SURE see some folks you know in the production, so you go and support your friends and fam!

[She claps her hands excitedly.]

Buuuuuuuuuuut the BEST thing that's going down, and the reason the glorious Zu-Zu Electric Boogaloo is here today is that the last week will be a drag competition that anyone is allowed to enter. Queens and kings! We're talking design challenges, we're talking Snatch Game, we're talking lip synching for your liiiiiife. It's gonna be sickening. Winners gets a cash prize of $5,000, so come on and give this a try. You never know, you might learn something about yourself!

Aaaaaand as a general FYI, the Vogue'll be closed for the first week of July. My staff need some paid vacay time after Fabulous Season to take a break- and I mean actually take a break and relax looking directly at you, Takame Kesi and THIS bitch needs to go for Fire Island for the Invasion of the Pines. Even if I have to fed-ex myself there.

[[OOC: There will be a player-event log for the Vogue's Pride celebrations going up next month- look out for it! Image credit]]
stripartist: (Ugh No)

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[personal profile] stripartist 2023-05-23 09:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Is Takame refusing to take breaks?
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[personal profile] stripartist 2023-05-23 09:19 pm (UTC)(link)
We're moving next month and will still be unpacking by then, so if nothing else he will have something to do if he gets too restless. I wonder if we need a gym. Or a do--no, no dogs. I'm a fox, that would not end well for us.
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[personal profile] doubledollar 2023-05-23 09:22 pm (UTC)(link)
I hope your trip goes safely. I'm sure if you rent a van and have someone drive, you'll get there just fine. Maybe go by bus? Busses have plenty of room in the back, sometimes, I'm sure you'll fit.

We'll have our share of parties when you're back, I'm sure!
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[personal profile] stripartist 2023-05-23 09:29 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't think either of us could take care of something more exotic than a cat, honestly.
hoshikiri: (junctioned cast.)

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[personal profile] hoshikiri 2023-05-23 09:29 pm (UTC)(link)
[Damn, did you really have to clock him that hard?]

I will do what I can to, ah, take a break and relax... [Thing is he's not lying. He will. He's just bad at it.]
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[personal profile] doubledollar 2023-05-23 09:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, yeah!! That's what I mean. Like, the place is gonna' feel quiet without you around, you know? But you gotta' travel and live a little. I'm getting itchy feet staying in one place for so long, myself.

And aw, busses aren't that bad. So long as the driver lets you put the windows down...

[ otherwise they get stuffy and smelly and good god he hates busses in the desert... ]
stripartist: (Confused. Again.)

[personal profile] stripartist 2023-05-23 09:35 pm (UTC)(link)
He might enjoy hiking. I, however, would wilt in the summer.
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[personal profile] stripartist 2023-05-23 09:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Maybe...I don't know if either of us would enjoy spelunking, honestly, but it would be a nice vacation if nothing else.
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[personal profile] stripartist 2023-05-23 10:05 pm (UTC)(link)
I'll talk to him about that and see if it sounds like something he'd enjoy. If not, I suppose there is the hot springs in town.
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[personal profile] a_cute_batata 2023-05-24 05:22 pm (UTC)(link)
[Whoa. This was. This was new to her, wasn't it? She'd never even thought of celebrating Pride: it seemed like something they only did in the Big Apple where they got to make a big deal about it. She hadn't even told her Mama that she was bi yet.

But first thing was first].

WOW. Zulius. You look amazing! And I had no idea they celebrated Pride here!

Maybe I can find something young adults can do to celebrate. Is that even a thing?
Edited 2023-05-24 17:23 (UTC)
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[personal profile] whiteshroud 2023-05-24 07:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Does the drag competition require us to actually perform?

[5k is such a tempting amount of money, but the idea of public speaking...

One Fear.]
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[personal profile] doubledollar 2023-05-25 09:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Okay, that's fair. I'd not want anyone to do something weird to my legs either.
It's a long trip and who knows how many people would be on the bus going the same way, huh.

...

I have an idea.
It's not until July, right.
There are some people here who can like... teleport.
I wonder if there are people who can teleport super long distances...
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[personal profile] doubledollar 2023-05-26 12:09 am (UTC)(link)
IT'S A GREAT IDEA, RIGHT?? RIGHT!

It's how Jun visits me at my house, even though I live sssssuper far out, he just teleports. Bam.

I'm not sure what the distance on his teleporting is, though, but.
If he can do it, I'm sure there are other people who can....
and would LOVE to help you.

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