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voice: un: darkSlayer
WHO: Vergil Vittore and You
WHERE: Libra App, his home
WHEN: May 1st
WHAT: Bear. In his house. Thought you'd like to know.
WARNINGS: Rated B for Bear.
[ whats more impressive than Vittore making one willing, public post to a social media network? Vittore making a second one after what a headache the first one was. and every other time he'd used this blasted network
But right now? right now, he feels he has no choice and he is FIGHTING to keep a calm demeanor as he leans up behind a cabinet he has pushed in front of the bathroom door. calm. ]
Greetings, Libra users. Vergil-- Vittore here again. I hope that I am not being too much of a bother on what I assume is another lovely Spring morning in Kaisou. But I have a very small request I'd like to put out to you.
If any of you have seen my brother Dante within the last hour or so, please, can you try to get ahold of him for me. He went out a while ago, I assume, to go spend the money I gave him for his work this week. I--
[ and then there's the very loud sound of something BREAKING over the voice call, and Vergil's voice, which up until this point was very calm, suddenly cracks JUST a little as he tries to continue the call with just as much calmness he had at the start. ....but what with how an Italian accent is starting to show in some words, it seems he's not as calm as he sounds. ]
I can hear his phone in his room.
He forgot it.
And as I have come upstairs to my apartment, somehow, some way, there is.
There is a Bear. There is a bear in my apartment and it has started to wander.
Please, if any of you can help--
[ ... and now is a great place for there to be a loud QUACK from somewhere very close to where vergil is. he makes a withering, irritated sound in his throat. ]
I swear if you're the reason the damn thing finds us, I will roast you whole.
[ help. ]
WHERE: Libra App, his home
WHEN: May 1st
WHAT: Bear. In his house. Thought you'd like to know.
WARNINGS: Rated B for Bear.
[ whats more impressive than Vittore making one willing, public post to a social media network? Vittore making a second one after what a headache the first one was. and every other time he'd used this blasted network
But right now? right now, he feels he has no choice and he is FIGHTING to keep a calm demeanor as he leans up behind a cabinet he has pushed in front of the bathroom door. calm. ]
Greetings, Libra users. Vergil-- Vittore here again. I hope that I am not being too much of a bother on what I assume is another lovely Spring morning in Kaisou. But I have a very small request I'd like to put out to you.
If any of you have seen my brother Dante within the last hour or so, please, can you try to get ahold of him for me. He went out a while ago, I assume, to go spend the money I gave him for his work this week. I--
[ and then there's the very loud sound of something BREAKING over the voice call, and Vergil's voice, which up until this point was very calm, suddenly cracks JUST a little as he tries to continue the call with just as much calmness he had at the start. ....but what with how an Italian accent is starting to show in some words, it seems he's not as calm as he sounds. ]
I can hear his phone in his room.
He forgot it.
And as I have come upstairs to my apartment, somehow, some way, there is.
There is a Bear. There is a bear in my apartment and it has started to wander.
Please, if any of you can help--
[ ... and now is a great place for there to be a loud QUACK from somewhere very close to where vergil is. he makes a withering, irritated sound in his throat. ]
I swear if you're the reason the damn thing finds us, I will roast you whole.
[ help. ]
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Yeah.
It's more than bears showing up.
[The only animal in Katsuki's house intentionally picked up is the dragon...]
I could probably come help out if you really can't find anyone else to deal with it.
[Because... y'know... he'd rather people not get mauled by a bear. Gruff as he is, he's a Good Boy.]
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I would appreciate a warning for anything worse, if you do not mind terribly.
[ he's been having such insanely bad luck since he mocked the idea of karma, he'd like a warning. ]
I am. For now. Waiting for my brother to show up and deal with it. He is ... something of a brute who could most certainly fight a bear, so it is just a matter if ... he comes home timely.
If he does not, I am willing to request any aid I can get.
...Just. Do not kill it in my house.
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Nothing worse than a bear so far.
My boyfriend got two cats.
I got some kind of little fox thing.
Plus a ton of random items showing up.
And I'm not gonna *kill* a bear.
I'm not a monster.
I'm just gonna try to help you get it back to the woods.
You have a truck?
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And well. Good.
I do not want it in my house but I am not so monstrous to want it dead either.
[ a pause. ]
I do not. I only recently arrived and have not gone out of my way to purchase a vehicle as of yet.