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voice: un: darkSlayer
WHO: Vergil Vittore and You
WHERE: Libra App, his home
WHEN: May 1st
WHAT: Bear. In his house. Thought you'd like to know.
WARNINGS: Rated B for Bear.
[ whats more impressive than Vittore making one willing, public post to a social media network? Vittore making a second one after what a headache the first one was. and every other time he'd used this blasted network
But right now? right now, he feels he has no choice and he is FIGHTING to keep a calm demeanor as he leans up behind a cabinet he has pushed in front of the bathroom door. calm. ]
Greetings, Libra users. Vergil-- Vittore here again. I hope that I am not being too much of a bother on what I assume is another lovely Spring morning in Kaisou. But I have a very small request I'd like to put out to you.
If any of you have seen my brother Dante within the last hour or so, please, can you try to get ahold of him for me. He went out a while ago, I assume, to go spend the money I gave him for his work this week. I--
[ and then there's the very loud sound of something BREAKING over the voice call, and Vergil's voice, which up until this point was very calm, suddenly cracks JUST a little as he tries to continue the call with just as much calmness he had at the start. ....but what with how an Italian accent is starting to show in some words, it seems he's not as calm as he sounds. ]
I can hear his phone in his room.
He forgot it.
And as I have come upstairs to my apartment, somehow, some way, there is.
There is a Bear. There is a bear in my apartment and it has started to wander.
Please, if any of you can help--
[ ... and now is a great place for there to be a loud QUACK from somewhere very close to where vergil is. he makes a withering, irritated sound in his throat. ]
I swear if you're the reason the damn thing finds us, I will roast you whole.
[ help. ]
WHERE: Libra App, his home
WHEN: May 1st
WHAT: Bear. In his house. Thought you'd like to know.
WARNINGS: Rated B for Bear.
[ whats more impressive than Vittore making one willing, public post to a social media network? Vittore making a second one after what a headache the first one was. and every other time he'd used this blasted network
But right now? right now, he feels he has no choice and he is FIGHTING to keep a calm demeanor as he leans up behind a cabinet he has pushed in front of the bathroom door. calm. ]
Greetings, Libra users. Vergil-- Vittore here again. I hope that I am not being too much of a bother on what I assume is another lovely Spring morning in Kaisou. But I have a very small request I'd like to put out to you.
If any of you have seen my brother Dante within the last hour or so, please, can you try to get ahold of him for me. He went out a while ago, I assume, to go spend the money I gave him for his work this week. I--
[ and then there's the very loud sound of something BREAKING over the voice call, and Vergil's voice, which up until this point was very calm, suddenly cracks JUST a little as he tries to continue the call with just as much calmness he had at the start. ....but what with how an Italian accent is starting to show in some words, it seems he's not as calm as he sounds. ]
I can hear his phone in his room.
He forgot it.
And as I have come upstairs to my apartment, somehow, some way, there is.
There is a Bear. There is a bear in my apartment and it has started to wander.
Please, if any of you can help--
[ ... and now is a great place for there to be a loud QUACK from somewhere very close to where vergil is. he makes a withering, irritated sound in his throat. ]
I swear if you're the reason the damn thing finds us, I will roast you whole.
[ help. ]
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I am... attempting to stay quiet, and I think I can hear the beast going through my pantry.
...I suppose it will be quite distracted by whatever it will find in there, versus the quiet flailings of a man locked behind a door and a cabinet.
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Good. You're doing well.
Is there a set amount of time you'd like to wait for your brother before someone else steps in? I don't know where to find him.
Alternatively, I could come over there and open all of the doors. It may wander out on its own at that point, assuming it can fit down the stairwell unaided...
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he's seriously considering it. ]
...I think I'd give him--a half hour. If he doesn't show up by 8pm, then I think I'll be in a position where I won't be able to wait around anymore.
I do not know the damage that thing is doing to my house.
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It sounds as if you have a plan. If you still need my assistance after that, feel free to contact me. I'll help where I can.
[He can't argue that his solution will be any better than letting Vergil's twin go apeshit on a bear, so.]
Good luck.
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I give you my solemn word that I will contact you immediately if I deem Dante is lost and will not in fact be coming to help figure this out.
[ a pause. ]
Your offer to help aided me in settling my nerves. So it is not that I do not appreciate it.
I apologise if It comes across that way.
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[He says it so earnestly that it's hard to tell if he's telling a bit of a joke or not. Best to just assume he's being serious about it maybe...]
Ah, don't worry. I understand completely. There are things one's talents are suited for, and things they are not. Animal wrangling is somewhat outside my repertoire.
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[ ha. ]
It is far out of mine, as well. I am going to get rid of this duck as soon as humanly possible, as well.
My house is not... suited for pets.