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Kaisou Mod Account ([personal profile] kaisoumods) wrote in [community profile] kaisou2023-04-30 10:57 pm
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Un: Zodiac | It's gonna be May

WHO: Everyone!
WHERE: Libra App
WHEN: May 1st
WHAT: Zodiac Network Post
WARNINGS: None!

[The Spirit Vein in the sky shifts from oranges to dark hues of purple and black as the element dominance shift into the Shadow element. With it, the night becomes almost unnaturally dark, even the city lights seem to struggle against the inky blackness of the night. Instead of the usual blaring sound, everyone's devices will emit a soothing wind chime sound as a new Zodiac post appears. The chime will sound even if you have your phone turned off or on silent, and will not stop until you read their message and comment to it.]

Xiao Cole Abasi Sara Yuuki Mona Heine Yor Henry Edward Gil Ayato Lapis
Xiao, Cole, Abasi, Sara, Yuuki, Mona, Heine, Yor, Henry, Gil, Ayato, and Lapis have joined the app. Say hi everyone!

Rhel Aki Will Morpheus Crito Grusha Hythlodaeus Eda
Rhel, Aki, Will, Morpheus, Crito, Grusha, Hythlodaeus, and Eda has left the app.


[The post then continues on as normal.]

Hello! Thank you for using the Libra App.

On behalf of the Zodiac Board, we'd like to issue an apology. We've become aware that for some time now, we've allowed our greed and own selfish desires to control our actions with the company and towards the people we work with. We could blame it on our board being cursed at the end of the year to turn into demons, but really all that did was intensify an already present problem. We should've been thinking about how we contribute to the people around us, not how to further line our pockets.

This will be a long road, but we wish to change Zodiac for the better. We wish to be seen as a group that you can work with, not one to be worked against. We want to make decisions that'd benefit not just the ones at the top, but the staff we employ and people such as you that we made a commitment to help. We'd like to improve our relations with the associates with the Black Order and POKEGO, both who have done a lot of great work since they arrived in our city this year.

We can't promise things will be perfect, and we can't promise you'll agree with every decision we make. We are still a company that needs to make some profits in order to keep our doors open and our employees paid. We don't expect you to trust or forgive us anytime soon, that's something we need to earn through our actions. But here's hoping that one day we can all work together towards a brighter future.

Thank you.

Sincerely,
The Zodiac Board of Directors

PS: We can't seem to remove the icebreaker question section from the code, so we're sorry about that. We'll have an expert look into it, but for now we tried to at least make it on topic.



This post is not sponsored.


[Users will have the option to choose their own display names and userpics if they haven't already. If nothing is chosen, the app will use their real name and a quick photo taken of them from their camera's phone. Rhel, Grusha and Will will be nowhere to be found while Eda, Morpheus, Aki, Hythlodaeus, and Crito will be around the city with no memories of the app.

Like always, there'll be no responses from Zodiac. ]
bebest: By <user name=malagraphic> (One shot one gun shot and bam)

[personal profile] bebest 2023-05-02 09:57 pm (UTC)(link)
...Yeah you know telling someone not to worry usually makes the opposite happen, right? Bitch, what happened to your hair?

That's TRUE. And the reach thing has been a problem with the extra legs going on. Less height, y'know?

IDK I guess I can


test it???
doubledollar: (55)

[personal profile] doubledollar 2023-05-03 11:31 am (UTC)(link)
[ he doesnt want to answer does he have to answer

god he doesn't want to say it so he's just gonna continue with the conversation as if nothing is wrong and just attach an image file. one vash the stampede covering his face with his hand, as his usual spiked up hairstyle seems puffed up more than usual--the black half a little easier to notice that theyre not so much strands but... they have ... eyes...? like he's got an entire head covered in... those fuzzy worm-on-a-string things? there's a bit of blur to the photo in some places--oh god are they moving... ]


i figured it'd be hard to use a foot ladder or something!! getting up onto one with your setup is BEGGING for a broken leg

....but this could be like
the actual world's coolest solution

um
start small!! nothing breakable
like
maybe one of the tables in the lounge? clear a space and see if you can lift it?????.
bebest: (I'm gonna live and live now)

1/3

[personal profile] bebest 2023-05-03 08:26 pm (UTC)(link)
[Holy.

Flunking.

Shitballs.

It's probably a good thing this is over text because Zulius is absolutely cracking up over this. Just HOWLING with laughter.

He's gone for a while.
]
bebest: (I've simply got to)

2/3

[personal profile] bebest 2023-05-03 08:26 pm (UTC)(link)
[Eventually, he composes himself enough to start typing again.]

WOW. I really needed that today, thanks Vash. That sure is-

[He snorts again, keep it together.]

That sure is a LOOK. Do you turn people to stone or just to...I don't know, whatever the questionable-kid-toy equivalent of that is. Fart putty?

Oh yeah, my skinny-ass little zebra legs just go right through stepladders now. They are SERIOUSLY only designed for bipeds. So much is. No one thinks about the quadrupeds!


[Won't SOMEONE think of the quadrupeds??!!! ]

...Okay, I guess I can try that. Gimmie sec.
bebest: (From a different angle)

3/3

[personal profile] bebest 2023-05-03 08:26 pm (UTC)(link)
[After about ten minutes:]

OKAY YEP I CAN DEFINITELY FLIP A TABLE WITH IT.

Note to me: learn to aim with my magic hair I have now I guess???
doubledollar: <user name=SEKUHARA> (208)

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[personal profile] doubledollar 2023-05-04 09:44 pm (UTC)(link)
[ that long-ass pause he just KNOWs is either zulius losing his mind laughing or taking his time to really take a good long look at vash's terrible medusa hair. he'll wait. he'll wait and he'll suffer for zulius to finally reply, and in the meanwhile he's going to do his best to get a goddamn hat set properly over the twitching, moving mass of hair-worms he's currently living with. He will not be taking the hat off until he feels his head go back to normal. if it never goes back to normal, he is now don sombrero forever. ]
doubledollar: <user name=SEKUHARA> (175)

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[personal profile] doubledollar 2023-05-04 09:44 pm (UTC)(link)


[ when his friend finally replies he'll take it on the nose because one, okay maybe its not the end of the world and two, if it made someone smile; fuck it, it was worth suffering through the pain of knowing it was at his expense. cant beat em join em and all that. ]

if im real, i dont know
i didnt even notice anything was off until libra pointed it out and asked why my hair was moving on its own
assumedly because he didnt turn into a whoopie cushion i assume it's just my curse to handle until it goes away
please let it go away


[ but ten minutes he will give zulius and ten minutes is definitely what vash needs to finish getting his hat on. behatted, its HIS turn to laugh when he sees Zulius' next message. cracking up more than a bit as he can only fucking IMAGINE what sort of trouble zulius just got himself into with flipping a table using his newfound super-hair. ]

is it hard to control?? you didnt break anything did you

'learn to aim' got me worried, you didnt throw a table through a window or something did you?
or at a patron
...please tell me you didn't table a patron
bebest: (Staying in or hitting town-wards)

[personal profile] bebest 2023-05-04 11:26 pm (UTC)(link)
[The hat sure is a LOOK, with the sombrero and everything. The mental image alone will sustain Zulius for days. He'll be chuckling to himself all week. ]

Well hey! We can be glad that it's not like got MEDUSA powers then. That's a plus! IDK if this stuck sticks or not, results seem mixed if you look up this kinda thing on the network.

[At least they can BOTH give each other a laugh here. Something something friendship is magic.]

Wow rude, no. I went into the lobby so it wasn't near any patrons. I just flipped it FULLY across the lobby and into the couches out there. And IDK. It's stronger than I thought? It's like a whole other limb that I DIDN'T need because I already for two extra. Seven limbs is an excessive number of limbs, Vash!
doubledollar: <user name=SEKUHARA> (219)

[personal profile] doubledollar 2023-05-05 02:35 am (UTC)(link)
[ it's gonna be one hell of a week at work that's all he can think about. he hasn't even told zulius he can't currently speak out loud and what with how he laughed at the wormhair thing? he can't. he cannot tell him. not as long as he could. ]

I'm just gonna' pray that they'll be gone in a few days.

[ please let them be gone in a few days. anyway, that's exactly it. if you can't have a good laugh at one anothers' expense, what use is friendship. this is what it's about ]

man i kind of wish i were there to see it. even if you didn't toss it out a window or at a poor patron, it must have been a sight to see.

also listen
listen

okay maybe seven limbs is DEFINITELY overkill, I agree
[ like seriously dude he has three, share??? ] but you have to admit there's something really really cool about having a whole limb you can control in any direction and is strong enough to pick up objects bigger than you

you'll never have to pay for professional help moving a couch ever again
bebest: (Gene Kelly Fred Astaire)

[personal profile] bebest 2023-05-06 04:51 pm (UTC)(link)
[He's going to find out eventually, Vash! You work for him. He's gonna find out.]

If they don't- well, we'll figure out what to do with them. Myabe you can make it a new fashion statement if you work it hard enough.

Trust me, if this thinks sticks around you'll probably get to see it at some point.


[And he feels it WILL- it feels more and more familiar the more he thinks about it. Ugh, this is SO a past-life thing.]

But I like watching hot shirtless guys move heavy furniture around :(
doubledollar: <user name=SEKUHARA> (190)

[personal profile] doubledollar 2023-05-06 08:13 pm (UTC)(link)
i gotta wonder if i put enough hair gel in, will it just stop them from wiggling around...

[ but he digresses!!! he can pray that his will go away. as for zulius and his situation... ]

recovering skills from my home world has been slow but gradual
maybe its the same for you guys who are remembering past lives? like maybe it was something thats not a curse like mine but rather
somethin the old you could do?

and its ok
just because you CAN move things around doesnt mean you have to
i think you can keep it a secret just so you can enjoy the little things in life
bebest: (Yeah I was born with the glitter)

[personal profile] bebest 2023-05-07 09:02 pm (UTC)(link)
IDK buddy, that might just end up lubricating them and making it worse.

That DOES make sense. It feels super familiar. Maybe my memories on how to control it properly will slip into the 'ol noggin too. THAT would be handy. Would love that at any time, universe, thanks.

Awwww, Vash. You always know exactly the right things to say to make me feel better.
doubledollar: <user name=SEKUHARA> (222)

[personal profile] doubledollar 2023-05-07 11:03 pm (UTC)(link)
please don't put that nightmare on me please

and that... i never thought of that
actually
getting your ablities back should... come with the ability to remember how to use them??? that's like starting from scratch, holy crap

and man no problem i got you
gotta always look for the fun things in life, right
bebest: (You try everything)

[personal profile] bebest 2023-05-08 04:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Better prepared for the madness, Babe.

YEAH. It's really weird. I guess muscle memory kinda kicked in a little but nothing like actually remembering how to use the diddly dang thing properly.

EXACTLY! If you're not enjoying it then what's the point? There's none!
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[personal profile] doubledollar 2023-05-09 02:14 am (UTC)(link)
cant things be normal for once
id like for things to be like moderately to low normal

and well
i almost WANNA suggest talking to other magic people to see if they can help you get the swing on things but uuuuuhhhhhhh

im not sure if anyone here but YOU qualifies in the magic hair department.
bebest: By <user name=malagraphic> (I simply gotta march)

[personal profile] bebest 2023-05-09 09:25 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm p.sure this IS normal.

yeeeaaaaah I'm getting the vibe that magic hair is a whole ME thing, which normally I'm all about but some pointers would have been NICE.
doubledollar: (24)

[personal profile] doubledollar 2023-05-11 06:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Putting a positive spin on it tho
even if you don't have pointers which does kinda leave you high and dry

at the very least you can like
make your own rules with it once you got it figured out.
i mean
how many people do you know with magic hair.
bebest: (And here's what it's for so)

[personal profile] bebest 2023-05-12 12:24 am (UTC)(link)
I'm an expert in figuring how to make stuff WORK for me, it's a life skill I'm SUPER proud of.

You know, you always know exactly the right way to put things, where HAVE you been all my life, Vashington? I can make this be a serious statement. It'll make everyone gag!
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[personal profile] doubledollar 2023-05-12 01:43 am (UTC)(link)
On a desert planet far, far away. It's okay, I crossed the stars to be the wind under your wings!✰

Vashington now, huh.

And see its just my superpower. I don't have any fancy magic nor can I make rainbow staircases but I can find something good in everything. ヾ(・ω・`)ノヾ(´・ω・)ノ゛
bebest: (You could take all that I got)

[personal profile] bebest 2023-05-13 01:37 am (UTC)(link)
Oh man that's poetic AF. I wanna put that on a bumper sticker or something.

Vashington now. Yes.

That's heckin' adorable, YOU'RE heckin' adorable. We should get you pom poms for your little cheerleading routine. Maybe a lil' skirt too. For funsies.
doubledollar: [all UNCREDITED manga caps done by ME] (Default)

[personal profile] doubledollar 2023-05-13 08:56 pm (UTC)(link)
make sure to include the star

cheerleading routine huh
im all down for fun but if im real with you i don't think id work a skirt
legs are waaaaay too long.
my coat has a pretty good spin to it if i get goin' tho
bebest: (A huge assortment)

[personal profile] bebest 2023-05-14 05:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Natch - the star is a must!

Oh honey, you would be surprised how well a skirt can work, you've got to find the right one that fits your legs and that's EASY. Also heels. You'd probably be a thigh-high kinda guy.


[This is escalating places. ]
doubledollar: (164)

[personal profile] doubledollar 2023-05-15 03:01 am (UTC)(link)
i mean i already wear thigh-high boots so i have to admit youre actually right there

iiiim not sure how well i trust myself in heels though
im a big o'l klutz.
bebest: (I don't need no dragon)

[personal profile] bebest 2023-05-15 09:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Not the sort I'm thinking of, Babe.

You are, that's - yeah that's really true actually. I do NOT want to watch you break your pretty neck walking in them.