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Un: Zodiac | It's gonna be May
WHO: Everyone!
WHERE: Libra App
WHEN: May 1st
WHAT: Zodiac Network Post
WARNINGS: None!
[The Spirit Vein in the sky shifts from oranges to dark hues of purple and black as the element dominance shift into the Shadow element. With it, the night becomes almost unnaturally dark, even the city lights seem to struggle against the inky blackness of the night. Instead of the usual blaring sound, everyone's devices will emit a soothing wind chime sound as a new Zodiac post appears. The chime will sound even if you have your phone turned off or on silent, and will not stop until you read their message and comment to it.]
Xiao, Cole, Abasi, Sara, Yuuki, Mona, Heine, Yor, Henry, Gil, Ayato, and Lapis have joined the app. Say hi everyone!

Rhel, Aki, Will, Morpheus, Crito, Grusha, Hythlodaeus, and Eda has left the app.
[The post then continues on as normal.]
Hello! Thank you for using the Libra App.
On behalf of the Zodiac Board, we'd like to issue an apology. We've become aware that for some time now, we've allowed our greed and own selfish desires to control our actions with the company and towards the people we work with. We could blame it on our board being cursed at the end of the year to turn into demons, but really all that did was intensify an already present problem. We should've been thinking about how we contribute to the people around us, not how to further line our pockets.
This will be a long road, but we wish to change Zodiac for the better. We wish to be seen as a group that you can work with, not one to be worked against. We want to make decisions that'd benefit not just the ones at the top, but the staff we employ and people such as you that we made a commitment to help. We'd like to improve our relations with the associates with the Black Order and POKEGO, both who have done a lot of great work since they arrived in our city this year.
We can't promise things will be perfect, and we can't promise you'll agree with every decision we make. We are still a company that needs to make some profits in order to keep our doors open and our employees paid. We don't expect you to trust or forgive us anytime soon, that's something we need to earn through our actions. But here's hoping that one day we can all work together towards a brighter future.
Thank you.
Sincerely,
The Zodiac Board of Directors
PS: We can't seem to remove the icebreaker question section from the code, so we're sorry about that. We'll have an expert look into it, but for now we tried to at least make it on topic.

This post is not sponsored.
[Users will have the option to choose their own display names and userpics if they haven't already. If nothing is chosen, the app will use their real name and a quick photo taken of them from their camera's phone. Rhel, Grusha and Will will be nowhere to be found while Eda, Morpheus, Aki, Hythlodaeus, and Crito will be around the city with no memories of the app.
Like always, there'll be no responses from Zodiac. ]
WHERE: Libra App
WHEN: May 1st
WHAT: Zodiac Network Post
WARNINGS: None!
[The Spirit Vein in the sky shifts from oranges to dark hues of purple and black as the element dominance shift into the Shadow element. With it, the night becomes almost unnaturally dark, even the city lights seem to struggle against the inky blackness of the night. Instead of the usual blaring sound, everyone's devices will emit a soothing wind chime sound as a new Zodiac post appears. The chime will sound even if you have your phone turned off or on silent, and will not stop until you read their message and comment to it.]
Xiao, Cole, Abasi, Sara, Yuuki, Mona, Heine, Yor, Henry, Gil, Ayato, and Lapis have joined the app. Say hi everyone!
Rhel, Aki, Will, Morpheus, Crito, Grusha, Hythlodaeus, and Eda has left the app.
[The post then continues on as normal.]
Hello! Thank you for using the Libra App.
On behalf of the Zodiac Board, we'd like to issue an apology. We've become aware that for some time now, we've allowed our greed and own selfish desires to control our actions with the company and towards the people we work with. We could blame it on our board being cursed at the end of the year to turn into demons, but really all that did was intensify an already present problem. We should've been thinking about how we contribute to the people around us, not how to further line our pockets.
This will be a long road, but we wish to change Zodiac for the better. We wish to be seen as a group that you can work with, not one to be worked against. We want to make decisions that'd benefit not just the ones at the top, but the staff we employ and people such as you that we made a commitment to help. We'd like to improve our relations with the associates with the Black Order and POKEGO, both who have done a lot of great work since they arrived in our city this year.
We can't promise things will be perfect, and we can't promise you'll agree with every decision we make. We are still a company that needs to make some profits in order to keep our doors open and our employees paid. We don't expect you to trust or forgive us anytime soon, that's something we need to earn through our actions. But here's hoping that one day we can all work together towards a brighter future.
Thank you.
Sincerely,
The Zodiac Board of Directors
PS: We can't seem to remove the icebreaker question section from the code, so we're sorry about that. We'll have an expert look into it, but for now we tried to at least make it on topic.

This post is not sponsored.
[Users will have the option to choose their own display names and userpics if they haven't already. If nothing is chosen, the app will use their real name and a quick photo taken of them from their camera's phone. Rhel, Grusha and Will will be nowhere to be found while Eda, Morpheus, Aki, Hythlodaeus, and Crito will be around the city with no memories of the app.
Like always, there'll be no responses from Zodiac. ]
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That's TRUE. And the reach thing has been a problem with the extra legs going on. Less height, y'know?
IDK I guess I can
test it???
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god he doesn't want to say it so he's just gonna continue with the conversation as if nothing is wrong and just attach an image file. one vash the stampede covering his face with his hand, as his usual spiked up hairstyle seems puffed up more than usual--the black half a little easier to notice that theyre not so much strands but... they have ... eyes...? like he's got an entire head covered in... those fuzzy worm-on-a-string things? there's a bit of blur to the photo in some places--oh god are they moving... ]
i figured it'd be hard to use a foot ladder or something!! getting up onto one with your setup is BEGGING for a broken leg
....but this could be like
the actual world's coolest solution
um
start small!! nothing breakable
like
maybe one of the tables in the lounge? clear a space and see if you can lift it?????.
1/3
Flunking.
Shitballs.
It's probably a good thing this is over text because Zulius is absolutely cracking up over this. Just HOWLING with laughter.
He's gone for a while. ]
2/3
WOW. I really needed that today, thanks Vash. That sure is-
[He snorts again, keep it together.]
That sure is a LOOK. Do you turn people to stone or just to...I don't know, whatever the questionable-kid-toy equivalent of that is. Fart putty?
Oh yeah, my skinny-ass little zebra legs just go right through stepladders now. They are SERIOUSLY only designed for bipeds. So much is. No one thinks about the quadrupeds!
[Won't SOMEONE think of the quadrupeds??!!! ]
...Okay, I guess I can try that. Gimmie sec.
3/3
OKAY YEP I CAN DEFINITELY FLIP A TABLE WITH IT.
Note to me: learn to aim with my magic hair I have now I guess???
1/2
2/2
[ when his friend finally replies he'll take it on the nose because one, okay maybe its not the end of the world and two, if it made someone smile; fuck it, it was worth suffering through the pain of knowing it was at his expense. cant beat em join em and all that. ]
if im real, i dont know
i didnt even notice anything was off until libra pointed it out and asked why my hair was moving on its own
assumedly because he didnt turn into a whoopie cushion i assume it's just my curse to handle until it goes away
please let it go away
[ but ten minutes he will give zulius and ten minutes is definitely what vash needs to finish getting his hat on. behatted, its HIS turn to laugh when he sees Zulius' next message. cracking up more than a bit as he can only fucking IMAGINE what sort of trouble zulius just got himself into with flipping a table using his newfound super-hair. ]
is it hard to control?? you didnt break anything did you
'learn to aim' got me worried, you didnt throw a table through a window or something did you?
or at a patron
...please tell me you didn't table a patron
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Well hey! We can be glad that it's not like got MEDUSA powers then. That's a plus! IDK if this stuck sticks or not, results seem mixed if you look up this kinda thing on the network.
[At least they can BOTH give each other a laugh here. Something something friendship is magic.]
Wow rude, no. I went into the lobby so it wasn't near any patrons. I just flipped it FULLY across the lobby and into the couches out there. And IDK. It's stronger than I thought? It's like a whole other limb that I DIDN'T need because I already for two extra. Seven limbs is an excessive number of limbs, Vash!
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I'm just gonna' pray that they'll be gone in a few days.
[ please let them be gone in a few days. anyway, that's exactly it. if you can't have a good laugh at one anothers' expense, what use is friendship. this is what it's about ]
man i kind of wish i were there to see it. even if you didn't toss it out a window or at a poor patron, it must have been a sight to see.
also listen
listen
okay maybe seven limbs is DEFINITELY overkill, I agree [ like seriously dude he has three, share??? ] but you have to admit there's something really really cool about having a whole limb you can control in any direction and is strong enough to pick up objects bigger than you
you'll never have to pay for professional help moving a couch ever again
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If they don't- well, we'll figure out what to do with them. Myabe you can make it a new fashion statement if you work it hard enough.
Trust me, if this thinks sticks around you'll probably get to see it at some point.
[And he feels it WILL- it feels more and more familiar the more he thinks about it. Ugh, this is SO a past-life thing.]
But I like watching hot shirtless guys move heavy furniture around :(
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[ but he digresses!!! he can pray that his will go away. as for zulius and his situation... ]
recovering skills from my home world has been slow but gradual
maybe its the same for you guys who are remembering past lives? like maybe it was something thats not a curse like mine but rather
somethin the old you could do?
and its ok
just because you CAN move things around doesnt mean you have to
i think you can keep it a secret just so you can enjoy the little things in life
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That DOES make sense. It feels super familiar. Maybe my memories on how to control it properly will slip into the 'ol noggin too. THAT would be handy. Would love that at any time, universe, thanks.
Awwww, Vash. You always know exactly the right things to say to make me feel better.
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and that... i never thought of that
actually
getting your ablities back should... come with the ability to remember how to use them??? that's like starting from scratch, holy crap
and man no problem i got you
gotta always look for the fun things in life, right
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YEAH. It's really weird. I guess muscle memory kinda kicked in a little but nothing like actually remembering how to use the diddly dang thing properly.
EXACTLY! If you're not enjoying it then what's the point? There's none!
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id like for things to be like moderately to low normal
and well
i almost WANNA suggest talking to other magic people to see if they can help you get the swing on things but uuuuuhhhhhhh
im not sure if anyone here but YOU qualifies in the magic hair department.
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yeeeaaaaah I'm getting the vibe that magic hair is a whole ME thing, which normally I'm all about but some pointers would have been NICE.
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even if you don't have pointers which does kinda leave you high and dry
at the very least you can like
make your own rules with it once you got it figured out.
i mean
how many people do you know with magic hair.
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You know, you always know exactly the right way to put things, where HAVE you been all my life, Vashington? I can make this be a serious statement. It'll make everyone gag!
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Vashington now, huh.
And see its just my superpower. I don't have any fancy magic nor can I make rainbow staircases but I can find something good in everything. ヾ(・ω・`)ノヾ(´・ω・)ノ゛
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Vashington now. Yes.
That's heckin' adorable, YOU'RE heckin' adorable. We should get you pom poms for your little cheerleading routine. Maybe a lil' skirt too. For funsies.
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cheerleading routine huh
im all down for fun but if im real with you i don't think id work a skirt
legs are waaaaay too long.
my coat has a pretty good spin to it if i get goin' tho
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Oh honey, you would be surprised how well a skirt can work, you've got to find the right one that fits your legs and that's EASY. Also heels. You'd probably be a thigh-high kinda guy.
[This is escalating places. ]
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iiiim not sure how well i trust myself in heels though
im a big o'l klutz.
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You are, that's - yeah that's really true actually. I do NOT want to watch you break your pretty neck walking in them.