UN: ecraig; Video

[fiddlestick]

WHO: Elliot Craig
WHERE: Network
WHEN: February 27th
WHAT: Video
WARNINGS: None!

[This video opens up to a redheaded guy in what looks like a pretty tiny apartment kitchen. Anyone who attends Kaisou High School will likely recognize him as the music teacher]

Erm...is this some kind of phishing or crypto scam? Because you're really wasting you're time if it is, I'm broke. If you need proof, I can show you my cupboard of ramen and eggs.

[He sighs, muttering to himself anxiously]

I really don't need this right now...

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[fiddlestick]

[........

Mutters to himself] I have so many questions and I don't know if I want know.

[Yep, taking another sip of that beer. It tastes bad but it helps]

What do you mean "Of this Earth"?

cw: drug talk

[higanbana]

i think i heard you muttering and the answer to that is no you don't want to know but also too bad it's gonna happen anyway. like i said, welcome 2 hell

anyway re: of this earth i mean we literally have like people with kitty ears and at least one actual elf that came from other worlds wandering around. that shit's real. which i know sounds completely bonkers but i promise i am not actually on drugs today

[fiddlestick]

[he sighs]

Don't worry, I wasn't going to accuse you of drugs. I like to think I'd be able to identify what that sounds like...

[Pot helps with the nerves sometimes ok. Plus also, Rean doesn't seem like the druggie type. He feels like the type that actually listened to the DARE program, so he's taking this at face value]

So there really are people from other worlds ... cat girls from other worlds. And here I thought cat girl aliens would be something you'd see in bad anime only.

[higanbana]

[...Rean is absolutely the only one in the assembly who listened to the DARE program and I hate that you've pointed this out.]

yuppp. that's also what i thought, but here we are! i've also met a whole elf, we had a talking horse for a hot minute, there's like an entire magic family that's showed up... it's WILD.

we can also GO to other worlds sometimes. first month i got this app it was winter wonderhell, second month i accidentally became a mother to a magic baby penguin.

honestly - genuinely honestly which is a thing i don't like to do often so listen up - if you have any preconceived notions of how the world works, best throw those out the window now. it'll make the weird shit a lot easier to stomach.

cw: drug mention

[fiddlestick]

[You cannot hide from the truth ok.

And that is a lot to take in. He pauses as he reads it, his expression clearly someone who is a little overwhelmed ]

Y-....Yeah, I think I'm getting that sense. The whole preconceived notion thing.

[Mutters] Should look into getting some weed to have on hand again...

[higanbana]

yeah. it's a lot, i know.

but hey, as for that last part - if my usual guy ever reappears from the ether i'll let you know.

[There's a minute or two pause, and then:]

that is not literal btw i realize given the context that is not clear. dude just flakes sometimes. might be in jail who knows

[fiddlestick]

[For a moment he worries what she means by reappears- but then she clarifies]

Eheh, oh. One of those kind of guys huh?

[Yeah, he's met that type before. It's nice to know at least weed dealers are still normal]

Thanks, but I got some sources. Upside of being a musician, I suppose.

[higanbana]

yuppp. when he's actually around, he's reliable, but sometimes he just fucks off and that's that for a while.

...think you could hook a girl up? i mean i'll still bail that idiot's ass out if he calls, but you know how it is

[fiddlestick]

Yeah, I know the type...

[He chuckles]

Sure. Best one's a guy named Munk. He works at the radio station, I'll find out if he's open to another buyer.

[higanbana]

bless you, new friend. may your descent into weirdness be slow and easy.

[fiddlestick]

[he sighs]

It probably won't be, but thanks.