[ now, don't be jealous he isn't flirting with you vash. though he might if you pay your cards right.

dante tosses back some of the water─ actually he more or less chugs the whole glass with a single swing, seemingly missing the look that vash gives him. ]

Really? [ that brings a laugh to his lips, leaning forward to shake his head slightly. ] What are the chances?

No, no, it isn't weird at all. Brothers always seem to be pains in the asses, twins even more so. [ not that dante can talk, he has been as much of a pain in vergil's ass over the years as vergil has been his. the thought of his twin has dante's limbs tense slightly, gaze flicking over at the door of the restaurant as though the guy might just walk through them at any moment. it only makes the disappointment that he doesn't worse.

but it's fine, vash does a perfect job in distracting him from that little twinge in his chest. ]

I'm just too strong for you, Vash. You'll accept my charity and you'll like it.