UN: MusicologyMinor - [TEXT]

[youwouldntdownloada]

WHO: Yasuho Hirose
WHERE: Libra Network
WHEN: 3/13
WHAT: Another Normal AU with the Anime Hair-
WARNINGS: None probably

uh

So that dye you recommended? I followed all the instructions and it definitely didn't work! This isn't anything like auburn at all!

[There is an added picture of a young woman with light pink hair, holding the dye box in question- It could probably be worse.

...Of course it's after uploading the picture with the post that Yasuho realizes this isn't her usual chat client. Actually she doesn't know what this app is. Quick browsing says open forum. Open forum she can't delete from. And she can't just say 'ignore this'! That would just do the opposite!

No!!!

...

Maybe if she says nothing, all of this will Go Away. Who even recommended that dye to her anyway, she wants to throw the box at them for making this happen.]

Comments

text · un: vinviv

[mehjin]

[oh boy, that's a face viv recognizes.]

not guilty but its not a bad look for you

un: musicologyminor

[youwouldntdownloada]

[hey wait she knows that un from a Different cha-]

Viv?

[Ugh! This stinks!]

Do you know what's going on with this app?

Wait did you give me a virus app?

[It's a legitimate question,]

[mehjin]

still not guilty

tldr magic is real and the app means youre in on the secret

congrats

[youwouldntdownloada]

The point of computer viruses like this is that you don't know you're guilty until it's happened, it's how they get around. And then all of your phone data is gone.

[where does she even begin with the magic...]

That's a really big jump from 'new app, bad dye job'!

[mehjin]

you dont know the week ive had

in fact mind if i make this a video call itll be easier

[youwouldntdownloada]

[Come to think Viv's seemed a little off when she's seen her. Not Off Off, just kind of off, like there was something she was missing.

...

Squint-]

...go for it.

[Squinting harder,]

text; un: STAMPEDE

[doubledollar]

I don't actually remember reccomending anyone anything, but.

hey, if it makes you feel better, I think it's a great colour. Bright and vivid, hard to miss--like a flower!

So don't feel too bad about it, okay!! Auburn is a dime a dozen! You shine!

text → video

[mehjin]

[and without further ado viv does just that. as the feed turns on, she greets yasuho with a v-sign, though her face remains as neutral as ever.

her incredibly purple, clearly-not-human-at-all face.]

Yo.

un: musicologyminor

[youwouldntdownloada]

I was hoping for something less eye-catching...

I started from blond, how did this even set so badly?

[....She should probably acknowledge this was. Meant for. Mn.]

The post was a misfire by the way. It was going to my cousin overseas initially.

[She has acknowledged the mistake now, and she will now proceed to remove it from memory and live in a hole,

.....


....] You really think it looks nice?

1/2

[youwouldntdownloada]

[ring ring hello this is-

uh

Excuse her she has to PROCESS THIS]

2/2

[youwouldntdownloada]

That's not a filter.

[Hello??? HELLO??? WHY IS HER CLASSMATE JELLO CANDY-]

That's...

...You're purple...

[WwwWHwhwWHWwhwwHWhhhaaaaat???]

[doubledollar]

If you're going to change your hair colour, why not go for something eye-catching? Unless you're trying to hide your identity, I guess.

[ he guesses if youre a well-known criminal as being a lady with blonde hair, changing your hair to auburn or black would be a good idea, but he understands now. misfires. of course that sort of thing would happen. ]

Mistakes happen! I'm sure I'm bound to do the same thing one day, I'm not used to communicators like these, yanno??

And of course I mean it!! I never give a compliment unless I'm 100% serious.

[youwouldntdownloada]

I wanted to try something that matched my eyes better.

[Auburn with green eyes seemed nice!!! Now she's just an under ripe watermelon...

....apparently a nice looking under ripe watermelon though, she'll take this.]

Aww...well, thanks then.

Honestly it's this Libra thing's fault, turning my phone on should have brought me to my usual messenger. Not this thing.

[mehjin]

Yup. Woke up like this... nine days ago, actually. You didn't notice?

[that question is, of course, rhetorical and more than a little sarcastic.]

[youwouldntdownloada]

[Dial-Up sounds are the only thing her brain can come up with, please hold-]

You've been purple for over a week...?

[doubledollar]

Pink goes with greens. Petals of a flower and
its leaves and all that.

But hey, there's no saying you can't re-dye over it if you get real tired of looking like bubblegum, yanno?

[ his opinion probably isn't the best, but, hey. he still thinks he's right. ]

D'ya think there was some sort'a glitch? Maybe you should get your phone checked to make sure it didn't like. default your messenger to Libra or something.

a first time mistake can be a fun joke later.
a second time and it feels malicious, right?

[mehjin]

Mm-hm.

[that's okay, she can have some time — viv just nods, and doesn't elaborate further. ]

[youwouldntdownloada]

[Offline, Yasuho is looking in the mirror and groaning again. "It DOES look like bubblegum...."

Vash tried,]

I can still access the other app, but maybe this one opened itself after installing?

[.........................]

I might have to test this later without posting.

[youwouldntdownloada]

[Thank you Viv, this is very considerate Viv,

Unlike when you said 'magic's real', that was just sort of weird-]

...Is your hair...tentacles?

[listen she has to ask]

[mehjin]

I don't think so? They don't move or anything, they're just made of the same stuff as the rest of me. Whatever that is.

[she pauses, seemingly in thought.]

Oh, I can do this though...

[she holds one of her hands near the bottom of her camera. and then it just... shoots across the screen, her arm stretching out. then after a moment, it snaps back to normal.]

[doubledollar]

[ maybe saying bubblegum wasn't his uh. best course of action there. two step forward and three back, woo. it's fine. she'll be fine. it's just hair, right. ]

.....Huh.

That sounds....

[ he's going to be incredibly helpful again. ]

Like some sort of virus.

Noone messed with your communicator recently, did they? messed around with the code while you weren't looking, maybe?

[ there's no such thing as the internet where vash is from, so, clearly someone else must have installed the virus while you weren't looking ! ]

[youwouldntdownloada]

That's exactly what I said!

[SHE LIKES HOW YOU THINK!!!]

No one's had my phone, but these kinds of viruses are really easy to pass over wifi connection these days. All it would take is the wrong message from someone and you're stuck with it.

My friend seems to think it's nothing like that, but it's just so suspicious...

1/3

[youwouldntdownloada]

[......................................]

2/3

[youwouldntdownloada]

[!???!?!?!?!?!?!?]

3/3 lmfao

[youwouldntdownloada]

Y...

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