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[callmekacchan]

WHO: Katsuki, Yoosung and a BEAR. (And You)
WHERE: Katsuki & Yoosung's house, video post on the network
WHEN: Early morning hours
WHAT: Sudden Bear
WARNINGS: Katsuki fights a bear?





[So, Yoosung's face has been mostly missing from the Libra app for a while because he's been swamped with charity work, school work, and okay also a gaming tournament he was really invested in at one point.

...but this morning a bear is with him and Katsuki in their bed and he remembers someone else talking to the Libra app to ask for assistance so he can only do the same. Especially as his boyfriend is now fighting said bear.

For the first part of this video, Yoosung can be seen in his very cute star pajamas holding the phone close with a panicked look in his eyes.]

Th-there's a bear!! Katsuki is fighting a bear! It was just there in our bed when I woke up and I don't know what to do, should I stop him?? I think...

[A pause, the sound of their wrestling in the background can be heard.]

I... I think they might be having fun with it?

[The video cuts out.

About an hour after Yoosung's video regarding a bear in their bed, another video goes up. This one of Yoosung and a somewhat banged up Katsuki with bandages on, both leaned againt something large and furry. The bear in question, now sleeping peacefully after a well-fought battle.

Katsuki is the first to speak.]

Settle a dispute. King Murder Claws is a great name for a bear, right?

[Yoosung stares into the camera, shaking his head. Voice very soft as he responds simply.]

...no.

[Katsuki starts grinning, clearly teasing his boyfriend now as he leans a little toward him, shoulders bumping lightly and starts listing off increasingly worse name ideas.]

Blasty Mc Fur Face then. No. Lord Fish Breath. Prince Rage: Stealer Of Boyfriend Cuddles.

[Yoosung takes the teasing in stride and teases back.]

Well... he is pretty soft and cuddly...

Comments

voice | un: blackbirdtarot

[drewthetower]

[Here is a link of baby names!]

As the future owner of a bird sanctuary, I'm obligated to tell you to call the parks and wildlife number and get them to come remove the bear. As your friend, what the hell are those names?

Voice; UN: Dynamight

[callmekacchan]

What's wrong with my name ideas? Better than those basic ass baby names you just linked.

[That is debatable, Katsuki.]

[drewthetower]

It's a bear, not video game character.

[callmekacchan]

Okay? And? He probably doesn't care what we call him. Which part are you disagreeing with? The murder part?

[drewthetower]

All of it. Seriously, if you're gonna keep the bear--and again I'm obligated to tell you that's illegal and you should call parks and wildlife--give it a real name, not a title. Otherwise if that bear turns out to be intelligent it's gonna be real mad.

[callmekacchan]

I've had a dragon in my house since December. I think I can handle a bear.

[Is that supposed to be comforting???]

voice | un: ShootingStar

[blurrier]

It's okay! I'm learning veterinary medicine, remember? And he likes it here! The other animals like him, too.

[Yes this all makes keeping a bear in your house perfectly okay.]

[drewthetower]

...I mean, that doesn't make it okay. Can you talk to him? Did you, like, check all this with him?

[blurrier]

I can't talk to him in bear language but I didn't really talk to Hana or Rika about staying here either and they've been okay with it! And he hasn't tried to leave and he's kinda big so he easily could if he wanted to, you know?

[drewthetower]

Yeah, but still...

video; un: floresdemayo

[senorita_perfecta]

Whoa! Now that is one big bear. Is everything alright over at your place? I got to say that King Murder Claws is a very, um, unique name that suits him very well.

Re: video; un: Dynamight

[callmekacchan]

Everything is fine. He's sharing the spare bedroom with Queen Spark Breath.

[Pause]

My dragon, I mean.

[senorita_perfecta]

What a fascinating pairing: a bear and dragon sharing a spare bedroom. It is not everyday one gets to have a bear and dragon as pets.

Text | un: Pantsonpyre

[localweirdo]

I suppose that bear could bearly stand up the fight.

But in all seriousness, is he going to be okay?

Re: text | un: dynamight

[callmekacchan]

He's fine.
Gave me a hell of a fight.
But I didn't hurt him.
Just wrestled him a little.

[A perfectly normal reaction to a bear in your bedroom!]

[localweirdo]

And yet, you remain calm.

I'm impressed if I'm being honest. You seem as if it does not faze you.

Text; un: ShootingStar

[blurrier]

Katsuki took on dinosaurs before! And he's tamed a dragon, too! He's amazing!

[localweirdo]

Then he's definitely bad to the bone!

[callmekacchan]

I've definitely fought worse things than a bear.

[localweirdo]

Is that so?

Care to enlighten me?

video; un: signorvespa

[prontissimo]

Um— King Murder Claws is definitely a great name for that thing, but, uh... You weren't murdered. Right?

[ Obviously not. B-But just to be clear here. Even Alberto is Concerned™ about this, Katsuki... ]

Re: video; un: Dynamight

[callmekacchan]

[The video feed is Katsuki leaned up on the sleeping bear. Who has laid claim to one of the car beds in the spare bedroom. He's a little roughed up but fine.]

Do I look murdered?

[prontissimo]

Hey, I'm just checking! You don't look— great? Buuut... alive, yes.

[callmekacchan]

It'll heal. I've definitely been roughed up worse. Had a girl send me careening into the roof of a building back in August. Fucked me all up. The bear did less damage than that.

[He pats it.]

Think he just wanted to wrestle.

[prontissimo]

[ The look of worried incredulity and bewildered outrage on Alberto's face is nothing short of hypocritical. ]

Wha— ...What do you do in your life?!