un: Velvet | Video

[gotbadblood]

[The video feed turns onto a woman in her twenties with long dark hair. She's wearing a black uniform except the whole thing looks like it's been basically ripped apart and she never bothered to mend it. Because she hasn't.

Other Black Order members will recognize her immediately. She's one of the infamous ones that they usually keep in Florida. ]

I was told I should introduce myself, so fine. Let's get this over with.

[When she speaks, it's done in a very dispassionate voice. Like she's just doing something because she told she had to]

I'm Velvet and I'm with the Black Order. I was sent here to help monitor the situation and act when I'm needed.

That means if our objectives align, I'll work with you. If they don't and you get in my way, I'll eat you.

[It...it is not clear at all if she's serious]

Are we clear? Or is there something else I need to say?

[She can't think of anything, so she'll shut off the feed]

Comments

text | un: blackbirdtarot

[drewthetower]

when you say "eat" do you mean literally

[gotbadblood]

How else would I mean it?

[dawnsdarkness]

hi velvet!! it's lillian! (≧▽≦)/ i didn't know you were coming too!

[gotbadblood]

Lillian. I didn't know you'd be here either.

When did you arrive?

un: noxxed

[sassery]

ok so what im getting from this is
the black order supports cannibalism
i mean that tracks considering the whole bs with la llorona
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[gotbadblood]

Yep. Big supporters of cannibalism

Spread the word.

private

[dawnsdarkness]

for the record most of do not support this

[you know she's serious because she's not using emoji]

un: violetsmoke; video

[infezione]

Please do not take this as the Order endorsing cannibalism.

un: jalbarea

[noblerise]

We absolutely do not condone cannibalism. There's a reason she's normally stationed elsewhere.

un: yrael

[themogget]

In fairness to my colleague, the Black Order has never explicitly *not* endorsed cannibalism.

un: jalbarea

[noblerise]

[God FUCKING DAMN IT—

It's not going to be Libra that kills Jusis's sanity. No. No, no, that would be too easy. Instead... it's his fellow Guardians stationed in Florida coming here. Jusis has to compose himself before he's ready to actually talk to Velvet.]

I can't say I expected them to transfer you over to Kaisou from Florida. What the hell kind of reasoning did they have of sending you here, of all places?

[gotbadblood]

Oh, hi Jusis.

[She says casually like she did not just threaten to eat everyone on the app]

Beats me, it was a pretty rushed transfer. If I had to guess, they wanted me out of Florida for some reason.

un: violetsmoke; video

[infezione]

I think you made your point clear enough, Miss Velvet... I wasn't aware they were sending you here, too.

[gotbadblood]

Oh hey, the kid's here too. Finally got your training wheels off?

[She says casually like she didn't just scare everyone]

UN: Thorn | Voice

[poisontippedcure]

You’re more what I expected from the Black Order, not very friendly at all.

[A pause.]

I wouldn’t recommend trying to eat me. I’m very high in calories.

[gotbadblood]

Oh, did I ruin their good PR attempt? Oops.

[She says in a tone that clearly shows she doesn't give a fuck]

That's fine, my metabolism doesn't seem to put on pounds.

un: silverrose

[fionnuisce]

you WHAT

just what the hell is the black order's hiring criteria




in the interest of stating this for public record: we are not related

un: noxxed

[sassery]

do they even have it tbh?

hell of a way to find youve got some weirdass cousin tho
one whos a cannibal of all things
that sure is your kinda luck huh professor

[gotbadblood]

Awww don't be like cousin

It's been so long since we've seen each other!

voice; un: 000000

[scryption]

[So many Black Order people recently. She's still wrapping her head around all of this, but the tone is... well, she's the same way herself, and honestly, that makes it better. Easier for her to understand and tolerate.]

It seems that most people are not taking your threat seriously.

[Something about it tickles her memory, but she won't grasp it fully until much later.]

The residents tend to be either insane or foolish, but I haven't decided which.

[gotbadblood]

Oh I think some are.

[She's pretty aware of the reaction she tends to get out of people]

Probably both, if I had to guess. But considering everything going on, who can blame them?

voice | un: whatailsyou

[carrier_mage]

It's a pleasure to meet you, Velvet. I hope you don't literally end up eating anyone though. That would be terrible for your health as well as theirs.

[If he were most people, that would probably have been a joke or a thinly veiled threat. Minwu is, however, not most people, and his tone is very much that of someone giving genuine health advice.]

voice

[gotbadblood]

[She meanwhile can't tell if it's meant to be health advice, a morbid joke or a threat. She handles it all the same way anyway]

Don't worry, it doesn't affect my health. Perks of being a demon and all.

[Daemon, demon...same thing in the end isn't it]

video; UN: seeingtheworld

[schoolingfish]

You eat people?

[gotbadblood]

That's what I said.

video; un: riftdancer

[thavnairian]

More Black Order people, huh. I'm getting a little bit concerned, but if I told you that we had whatever this is handled I'm not sure you would believe me anyway.

[He rubs his chin.]

A beautiful woman on the network threatening to eat us. Some people would pay for that sort of thing, you know. And handsomely!

[AMAL]

You don't look like you're interested in having that kind of fun on the clock, but I've been wrong before.

[gotbadblood]

[She scoffs a little. She worked in Florida three years so this is not the first time someone has approached her with this.]

Sorry, but you're really not my type. But if you ever head to Florida, I could give you some names of vore connoisseurs if that's what you're into.

video: UN: trienemybest

[droptheious]

[Hmmmmmmmm, the number of these guys crawling out of the woodwork is getting more worrisome which each new post. He doesn't like this at all. No sir. He's trying to keep composed about it, though. No sense screaming at everyone right off the bat. ]

You're not really clear on what those objectives are, so no.

[gotbadblood]

[Ah right, objectives. Guess she didn't mention that]

My objective's simple: there's a man I want to kill. But far as I can tell he's not on this app, so that shouldn't be an issue.

As for the Black Order's...beats me. They don't bring me into many of the meetings, so I just follow the orders they hand down.