Kaisou (回想): A modern AU panfandom sandbox RP

[CLOSED] Red Gate Log

2025-08-14T13:29:34Z

Posted by: kaisoumods

WHO: Anby Demara, Takame Kesi, Kinich, Rose, Dante, Sung Jinwoo, Lapis Agapov, Noa Kaiba, Persephone, and Hunter
WHERE: The Red Gate
WHEN: August
WHAT: Taking on the Red Gate
WARNINGS: Violence, Fire, ANTS

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March Event Log

2024-03-04T02:00:39Z

Posted by: kaisoumods

( Gotta Get That Gold )

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we're all that we need to keep this boat from sinking

2024-02-02T18:14:35Z

Posted by: jackdawvision

WHO:everybody hiding out on the Jackdaw and their friends!
WHERE: the Jackdaw.
WHEN: February until Teresa Gets Got.
WHAT: ~~BOAT~~ SHIP MINGLE.
WARNINGS: blanket AssCreed warnings and Blade. discussions of Teresa which are likely to touch on previous warnings regarding her (ie slave owning, implied incestuous feelings toward brother). Edward Kenway’s Absolutely Terrible Rum.

[The Jackdaw’s been fully repaired since her European sojourn back in November, restored to her usual splendor. Thanks to Waver and August, there’s also a measure of magical protection laid over her, just in case—alarm spells and a bounded field to keep everyone hiding out there safe from one Very Specific Person.

While the boat’s docked, there is still a lot to do just to maintain her—there’s cleaning to do, stuff to inventory, tech to maintain, and occasionally in the dead of night when the customs people aren’t looking, one might see Edward sneaking a few crates of rum off the ship. As one does when you’re trying to distribute your ill-gotten hooch without the cops catching on.

What will you all do, while Teresa’s still at large?]

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SEED 12 - Along the lonely road of the heart

2024-01-03T16:41:28Z

Posted by: doubledollar

WHO: Vash + The Network, + The Cottage
WHERE: Both at his home and on Libra
WHEN: Around 11am on Jan. 3
WHAT: Hey guess who woke the up
WARNINGS: Possible mentions of death, but otherwise it's just a sad plant man waking up.

.//_ Long Sleep - ○ [ closed to Kni ]

[ Nights on No-Man's land are long and cold. The days are blazing hot in a way that can't be described--but the moment the sun went down, the air became dry and unkind to the skin, and to anyone who didn't have the privalege of a home heated by gas or fire learned to bundle up and wait it out.

The best that Vash the Stampede--once again a Wanted Criminal with millions of doubledollars on his head--chooses the warmest place he could to spend the night. The remains of a beat-up old restaurant that had been long abandoned now that the city it was in no longer had a Plant to breathe vitality into it.
That was his life, lately. Eat what he could. Run as fast as he can. Stay away from the major cities where the majority of people lived now that the world was so changed--now free of Millions Knives and those who wished to wipe out humanity.
Earth knew of the Plight of No Man's Land, now, and it'd be only a matter of time before the planet became one that thrived.

And Vash would be no part of it. Having saved the world, Noone knew the whole story of what he'd done. Only that the fight between he and his brother lasted too long, endangered the lives of too many--and they all wanted someone to blame it on. That's fine. It suited Vash fine to be the one they blamed. They were safe, and that's all he cared about.

《 All he cared about? 》

No, that's not entirely true. There are other things to care about. The insurance girls. Livio. Wolfwood's memory, and a small apple tree were things he'd have to take care of, still.
...And of course there was

...Eve, and Dante. Zulius and Jun... Rose. Waver, Takame--

Kni.

《 Who? 》

He's drifting into sleep that feels lucid. Like he's falling through space, sparkling stars passing through his fingers as he tries to wake up; tries to stop himself before he falls too far.

《 But how far? 》

The building he'd fallen asleep in had been dark--pitch dark, enough so that you could see the entire galaxy spread out in the sky just outside. And he's sure that's why his eyes suddenly ache, why there's a bright blue light that threatens to blind him.
And the touches of a ... song. One that, by instinct, he feels himself gently ... singing along to.

《 It always comes to me. That song. 》

It isn't in the dark, cold building in a forlorn, abandoned city that Vash wakes up in, but rather, the warm, bundled comfort of his own bed, in his home. His home--on Earth, not on No Man's Land. But...
His eyes fly open as it all comes back in a rush. Like a flooding of his brain, the dam between where he was and where he should have been simply breaks, and were it not for the glowing blue Plant holding onto him where he lay.

He might have thrown himself out of bed, all at once.

There are patterns dancing across Kni's face, in an odd, and yet familiar way that he can't quite recognise. His own skin almost turns pale and white under the others' touch, small, featherlike scales lifting up--under his eyes, out of his ears--until he's looking a little leafy under that glowing light.

...Unsure if the other is asleep or awake, Vash does the one thing he can think of in this moment:

He laughs. A short little unsure sound that bubbles in his chest, uncomfortably. An unamused, uncertain sound as he moves to wrap his arms around the small version of his precious brother. ]

.//_ Hello, World - ○ [ Open to Libra Network ]

video: un: ♡☮STAMPEDE

[ he almost wants to just do this over text. But. Given what's happened, he manages to tell himself that it'd probably mean more to show his face. to show he's alive and okay and--not. dying. Having looked back to the post Kni made, he figures it's pretty important people know he's. You know. Alive.

So the image that's appearing on the screen is of one Mr. The Stampede--and while he does smile, the expression does appear to be a little hollow, a little tired. Mixed in with the fact that his hair is nearly fully black--...strangely, save for some very minor golden roots at the very base--he's not exactly looking himself.

But alive. alive is important, right? ]

I'm sorry if Kni--
No.
I'm sorry if I worried anyone. Falling asleep like that and not waking up must have been pretty uncomfortable for anyone to witness. But.
...I'm okay. It was weird, but I wasn't ... here. I know I was here, but I wasn't. I think I went back home for a while. ...A long while. Once my internal clock figures itself out, I'll figure out exactly how long.

But I'm okay. I'm tired and I definitely feel like I'm made of rusty wire--and my face hurts a bit for some reason.

But I'm okay.

I don't know what you all did while I was asleep, but. I probably have a few of you to thank for what you did do while I was out.

Thank you.

...

Um. Now if I can. Put that aside for a minute, I have a really important request.

...I don't want to leave this world ever again.
I.

[ he's quiet, and his expression goes vacant--like he's somewhere else. Just for a minute. ]

I don't have any reason to go back to No Man's Land.
So if anyone knows how I can... keep from ever having to go back there.

I'd appreciate the help.

Thanks.

.//_ Home Free - ○ [ Open to Anyone at the Cottage ]

[ and after the message on Libra is done, he's going to get up from bed, where he's tucked Kni in--who probably hasn't slept in days and desperately needs it.

He'll be puttering around, refamiliarizing himself with the home he'd been away from for what is... likely years, at this point. Fixing his hair back into its usual style, and. Maybe looking for a certain something he knows Wolfwood might have hiding away in some corner in the cottage.

Feel free to stop him in his sort of manic, quiet shuffling. He could probably use a friendly voice or touch to bring him back down to earth after all that's happened. ]

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[diary entry one] that time i got reincarnated as a a regular dude

2023-11-18T15:14:27Z

Posted by: soulreleaser

WHO: Veldora Tempest and you!
WHERE: Veldora's Labyrinth, around the city
WHEN: forward dated to a few days after the Azdaha wrap-ups
WHAT: sometimes you're a Storm Dragon and you went to sleep with your face in a volume of Black Jack and you wake up in the burning ruins of a city bearing your name and things just get weirder from there.
WARNINGS: passing references to dead monsters, but nothing severe?

the wolf only needs to be faster once; inside the labyrinth

[ it's still horrific the second time.

he'd been there the first time Tempest had been attacked, after all--not there directly, of course, but he'd been there behind Rimuru's eyes, watching as his friend had run through rubble and ravage that Falmuth's soldiers that brought to Tempest. he'd felt Rimuru's infinite sorrow--and his silent, seething rage as they'd come upon the town square, upon the rows and rows of their poor subjects laid as neat and reverentially as could've been managed, every one of them slain injustly in their own homes, their own streets--

there are no neat rows for the bodies, this time. monsters of all shape and size, of all races and bearings are dead where they lay, crumpled in heaps or splayed, gruesome testaments to the power that would've been needed to bring such devastation to a place protected by the Storm Dragon, by the Demon Slime. the city burns and crumbles, cracking buildings falling like crude gravestone markers for the corpses they cover in their wake.

Veldora checks the first dozen he comes across, recoiling as if he'd been struck when the remains seem to remember that they are monsters--that the magic that made up their bodies no longer belongs to something living, and is free to waft away in glowing streaks of power, twisting up and off into the ether of the world as there's no magical net to catch their souls this time and keep them close.

it is... not often, that Veldora thinks of what the destruction of a city must look like from the city's perspective. it could be argued that he's never thought about what it would look like from down here--just as he's never thought about what it would mean for him to be too late, too slow, not strong enough. he tears his way through the ruined landscape, trying not to think of every city he's ever brought a storm to--he would never have done something like this, there'd always been time enough for the little things to get to safety--

he shakes the thought from his head and skids to a halt when he spots a familiar shock of pink hair peeking out from under a crumbled column from the--city hall, he thinks he's at city hall--and he goes to try and lift the massive pieces of cut stone from where they're collapsed

but no matter how much he pushes and pulls, uses both hands and puts his back into it, the stone doesn't move. he tries to call upon his grand form, but he stays small, humanoid. fear is a cold feeling at the base of Veldora's spine, and he hasn't felt this way since his last meeting with--with Velzard, with the hero that'd been sent to--

he shakes the thought from his head again, grinding his teeth and vowing to come back to this pile of stone, to help the little oni princess, as soon as he finds-- ]

Rimuru! Rimuru, my friend, where are you?!

[ the space in his mind that Rimuru should occupy--the telekinetic link between all of his friend's vassals, between the two of them, sworn and fatebound as they are--is so silent and still.

it's as if the World itself has nothing to say, and such a silence is unlike anything Veldora's ever felt before. ]

and a voice cried out; network post - voice - UN: tempestdragon

[ the sound starts a bit abruptly, all things considered--the one who initiated the recording is definitely reading from the 'how to phone' manual that comes complimentary with the Kaisou express shuttle, sounding like your hypothetical 1990's mom trying to read a manual to your hypothetical 1990's dad as they try to set up their newfangled DVD player for the first time. ]

... and upon clicking the 'record' button, a timer will begin to indicate that the recording process has begun; from there, speak your intended message and... mm, mm... touch the red icon to end your... mhm, hmn, from there you can review... touch the post button. The spells that power the devices from the other world truly are as remarkable as they are complex--ah, has the recording begun?

[ he clears his throat, and
look, I love ya'll so I'm not going to type a whole block of text with capslock on, in bold, and at 30pt font size
but you need to picture that for what follows. the poor phone's microphone doesn't know what's about to hit it. ]

To you I extend my greetings, sages and warriors of the world beyond worlds! I am Veldora Tempest of the Great Jura Forest, the Storm Dragon and protector of the monster nation of Tempest! I must applaud you all for finally managing the feat of calling someone from across the veil between our worlds to yours--and then I must laugh at the audacity that you all would dare to call me of all beings! What admirable courage the world of my dear friend's birth truly possesses!

[ for anyone that hasn't aurally abandoned ship, he'll start talking like a normal man--a loud man, but not one that's gonna be heard in the nosebleeds in Toronto, you know? ]

I shall now inquire--upon which land in the Otherworld do I currently stand? My friend spoke occasionally and fondly of his home country of 'Japan', and I've seen many a place in the writings and etchings ascribed within the sacred texts--anyone with courage enough to aid me in gaining my bearings will find that I am a grand and magnanimous ally to have! I thank you kindly in advance of your obeisance!

[ and then he's gonna fumble with the phone and mumble his way through making sure that--that's the post button? that button? he doesn't want his grand words to be lost, after all, and the little operator's manual is getting its pageflips in until the recording finally cuts and is conveyed to an unsuspecting network. ]

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Text | UN: otterfan4131973

2023-10-09T17:36:08Z

Posted by: godmaker

WHO: Neuvillette and you!
WHERE: Libra app
WHEN: Oct 12 (after the horror plot)
WHAT: Neuvillette's intro (?) and shopping list (?)
WARNINGS: mild body horror/dark humor

( ad under cut )

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un: ecraig | text

2023-09-10T16:57:21Z

Posted by: fiddlestick

WHO: Elliot Craig
WHERE: Network, but he's at the Central Perk
WHEN: 9/10
WHAT: Drama Alert
WARNINGS:

I went to the new coffee shop, Central Perk, to do some work, and I think I'm bearing witness to some of the messiest group of people.

- They RESERVED the couches so no one else can sit on them. They aren't holding a meeting, they are just a group of friends hanging out. According to the staff, they do this every day.

- One of them is going through a divorce, apparently his wife was a lesbian. He is not taking it well. His friend suggested he go to a strip club to get over it.

- Another one keeps making jokes. Not the actual funny but the "haha I used edgy humor as a self-defense mechanism". Will not repeat the jokes, they are all inappropriate.

- A woman in a wedding dress ran into the shop. Turns out she knows these people. She ran away from the altar because I guess something about shoes? Or she's a shoe?

- Oh god I think the divorced guy has a thing for the runaway bride? He keeps staring at her.

- Also there's some guy dressed like a pirate with popcorn watching them too, but I think he's one of us.

I'm not sure I'm going to get any work done today.

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Video; un: Thancred

2023-09-04T01:14:42Z

Posted by: censorshipnutkin

WHO: Thancred Waters, The Nutkin, & Open
WHERE: The Network, Around the City
WHEN: September; right after arrival
WHAT: Kaisou has gained 1 Dad and 1 Squirrel companion
WARNINGS: None atm

[The video starts off bouncing around and very low to the ground, as if it's being carried by some sort of small animal. In the background, people can hear a male voice shouting, telling whatever is carrying the phone to stop.

The video climbs up a tree then turns to look down at the man chasing it.]

Look, I get it. I don't know where we are either.

If it was the Exarch again, I promise I'll give him a piece of my mind.

Now give me that phone!

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September Event Log

2023-09-03T22:03:11Z

Posted by: kaisoumods

( Book Time )

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Video | UN: makeitaventi

2023-08-28T22:59:02Z

Posted by: venti_late

WHO: Venti and you!
WHERE: Network
WHEN: 8/28, some times after Jinwoo's post
WHAT: Welp. Venti's gotta talk about the god thing.
WARNINGS: None, but will edit for them if they come up!

( This got kinda long! )

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2; THE BEACH EPISODE

2023-08-23T21:08:02Z

Posted by: medicgunner

WHO: Everyone!!
WHERE: Starting on the network, then The Beach!
WHEN: Forward dated to the last weekend of August
WHAT: Beach Episode!!
WARNINGS: None hopefully??

( KAISOU'S HOT GIRL SUMMER )

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UN: hikari-vi | text

2023-08-19T16:31:31Z

Posted by: whiteshroud

WHO: Jun Nightroad
WHERE: Network
WHEN: August 19
WHAT: Jun got a grab bag
WARNINGS: It's about a stripper pole, so yeah.

I got a grab bag from the goodwill while I was picking up something else. And I have one question.

[He'll upload a photo:]

Why?

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Video | UN: jalbarea

2023-07-26T22:37:37Z

Posted by: noblerise

WHO: Jusis Albarea and all of you!
WHERE: Network
WHEN: 7/26
WHAT: Jusis has found out some information and he thinks it's best to share it with all Libra users.
WARNINGS: This post will most likely touch on child experimentation, child death, child endangerment, and child abuse!

( Mind the warnings! )

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SeeD 9 - Happy Birthday, Twins

2023-07-20T22:55:01Z

Posted by: doubledollar

WHO: Vash + Cottage Crew, + Libra Network
WHERE: Persephone's Garden, Libra Network
WHEN: July 20-21st
WHAT: Birthday Party for the twins, + Vash has a Question for the network
WARNINGS: Shouldn't be any!

///. --NETWORK (jul 20)

Heyo, everyone's favorite Humanoid Typhoon here, Again. Didja miss me? This month of rain really is something, isn't it? For a guy who's used to clear sky and desert sands, it's kind of scary, like we're gonna' get washed away. But let's not get off track, here. I got a question for you guys who are ... uh, actually from this planet.

What are the logistics of getting an off-world planet kid into school?
I've gotten my little brother to agree to enroll into some kind of education, but. It's not like I'm from this planet, and I'm not sure what the, uh. Protocol is. ...Especially given he's kind of on a college-level of intelligence despite his er, young age.

--Oh, and final note--! It's my birthday tomorrow. I'm having an all-day party at my garden where anyone who visits are the ones who get gifts. I'm gonna' be cooking lots of fresh fruit and veggie dishes, and cake. Come stop by if you want to?

Seeya!

///. --GARDEN (jul 21)

[ and just as promised, on the 21st, Vash, Wolfwood, Libra, and Kni can be found on various places around the farm--the table just inside set up with an extra fold-out table and a cooler filled with ice. (Thanks to a certain someone being a walking ice-maker now, thanks Nicholas). There's three different kinds of cake, pie, as well as some rice dishes made with all sorts of different kinds of mixed vegetables.

Anyone visiting is given a basket to go pick their fill of fruit from the neighboring orchard, and anyone staying later into the night will be treated to fresh steak or sausages made over a grill by Wolfwood -- a fire set up on the sandy outcropping next to the river.

There's beer and liquor being kept on ice, and a number of animals and pokemon can be found wandering around on the farm.

Just don't ask why someone insisted on trying to put 151 candles on top of one of the cakes later in the night. ]

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July Event Log

2023-07-03T22:53:31Z

Posted by: kaisoumods

( The Lost City )

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UN: Shroud | Voice

2023-06-21T22:14:50Z

Posted by: whiteshroud

WHO: Jun Nightroad (through threadjacking from seers)
WHERE: Network
WHEN: 6/21
WHAT: Prophecy Post
WARNINGS: N/A

[Prophecies needed to be shared, but August was rather busy sewing with the anime convention just around the corner. So to help his best friend out, Jun has agreed to handle the prophecy post.

This was probably a mistake.

Through the network, comes the modulated voice Jun uses in his shroud outfit.]

The seer August is indisposed, so I've been tasked with speaking on his behalf for the glimpses of our future. I am not a seer, but only a message.

The seers of Libra have given the following prophecies:

The six of wands, reversed. A card that speaks towards one's pride and being punished, possibly being punished for one's pride.

Crystals...no elaboration.

The sensation of suffocating with water.

And finally a message: "Fish heads, fish heads. Roly Poly Fish heads. Fish heads, fish heads. Eat them up. Yum." [He says the song in complete deadpan. As if what he's saying doesn't sound insane]

That is all.

[And then he cuts the feed

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June Event Log

2023-06-04T04:00:41Z

Posted by: kaisoumods

( Follow the Yellow Brick Road )

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Text | UN: makeitaventi

2023-05-28T03:57:36Z

Posted by: venti_late

WHO: Venti and all of y'all!
WHERE: Network
WHEN: Near the end of May
WHAT: There's a new grandpa in town, and he's marginally more well-adjusted than Zhongli! Marginally. This one at least knows how to manage his finances.
WARNINGS: This will be a little cursed most likely, and probably language!

So this is a weird, new app! Since I can't delete this thing, I'm gonna guess that it's not some weird community thing for Kaisou, right? Like a FB group for people to get strongarmed into--I mean join?

Guess it wouldn't hurt too much to intro myself since I'm new here. I'm Venti! I just moved here like. Today. Lovely place, the Spirit Vein up above really sets the mood!

Okay, so here's an icebreaker for you guys, just to have a little bit of fun!

Is cereal a soup? Alternatively, how do you say the word 'pecan?'

And a friendly reminder that bananas are berries, but strawberries aren't berries!

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text | un: paintedfox | FILTERED TO 20+

2023-05-20T18:44:44Z

Posted by: stripartist

WHO: Yusuke and the app
WHERE: The app
WHEN: Evening
WHAT: Yuri is gone but his legacy lives on. That's right: Smash or Simp: Return of the Simp!
WARNINGS: Thirst? Thirst traps? Disasters?

This isn't something I would usually do but I admit I've almost missed it. And since Yuri is no longer on the app, it falls to me to continue his tradition.

Smash or Simp. If you can see this post, you're welcome to post whatever photos of yourself you feel comfortable posting and let the rest of the adults on the app shower you in praise. You may even end up with a partner, because that keeps happening, but I make no promises.

Some rules:

1. Be respectful

2. The Black Order and POKEGO are both welcome to post, and should anyone start anything I will end it

3. I am not responsible for anything Nox Miller posts. He knows what he did

4. Nor am I responsible for anything the Zeppelli siblings post. They also know what they did

Go forth! Simp!

[Did he do that right?]

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video | un: shinope

2023-04-29T18:03:57Z

Posted by: killerapp

WHO: Yuuki, Alhathaim, and the app
WHERE: Alhathaim's basement apartment
WHEN: April 29thish
WHAT: Abasi al-Haytham thinks he can get away without an intro. Yuuki is a little shit.
WARNINGS: Two assholes?

[Once again, a video from Yuuki's account! Except this time he's not the important one here. Please enjoy this sparse as fuck tiny basement apartment and the tall, older man sitting at a desk with a Klefki nearby.]

He's not going to do it himself so I'm doing it for him, just so nobody can come back and say POKEGO was lying about how many people they've sent so far. [See, sensei? You're going to make liars out of everyone.] Abasi al-Haytham, but everyone just calls him Cactus. Trust me, it fits.

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Un: Zodiac | Mid-Month Update

2023-04-14T23:00:40Z

Posted by: kaisoumods

WHO: Everyone!
WHERE: Libra App
WHEN: April 15th
WHAT: Zodiac Network Post
WARNINGS: None!

[We've reached the middle of April. By now, the folks who were trapped in their own personal dungeons have been rescued, and the peach has been recovered from Zodiac and destroyed. Undertown has gone back to normal, while Zodiac's been very quiet. The post begins like the previous one had, with notifications of peoples coming and goings]

Dante, Vergil, Nicholas, and Kara have joined the app. Say hi everyone!

Suzume and Diluc have left the app.

[The post then continues on as normal.]

Hello. Thank you for using the Libra App.

It's me again. Could you stop telling people I'm dead? I was just visiting my family out of state and I forgot to turn off the auto-post function, for crying out loud. Have none of you people ever heard of taking a vacation?

Anyway, I'm not sure what happened, but there's something going on with head honchos. They cancelled their big announcement and took the rest of the month off, citing that "they deeply regret their greed-filled actions and wish to take time to reflect". I was skeptical at first, but then they offered to increase everyone's pay and give us a better benefits package. There's even been talk of donating to charity, and not just for tax purposes. It's like all of board members had a change of heart.

Well, the surviving ones. Two of the board members died all of sudden. It was a pretty grisly way to go, black fluid started coming out of their eyes and then they keeled over. No one knows what happened, but it's got a lot of people freaked out. There's been sanitation crews and exorcisms all over the place.

Crap, I rambled. Anyway, Zodiac's going through some restructuring so if you don't hear from us for a bit that's why. And seriously you weirdos, stop saying I'm dead.

This post is sponsored by Victory Road Trainers. Get into shape using the help of animal companions!

[Well that was weird.

Anyway, Users will have the option to choose their own display names and user pics if they haven't already. If nothing is chosen, the app will use their real name and a quick photo taken of them from their camera's phone. Like always, there'll be no responses from Zodiac.

Note: Even if the event is over ICly, please feel free to continue backtagging the event logs for the month!]

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Voice; un: darkSlayer

2023-04-09T15:09:00Z

Posted by: kowase

WHO: Vergil Vittore and You
WHERE: Libra App
WHEN: BACKDATED to 4/3, before the metaverse stuff starts.
WHAT: Vergil giving a polite ask to bring him things but also stop bothering him
WARNINGS: none, will update if needed.

[ A voice yet unfamiliar to those on the Libra App will cut in at some point in the late evening, the sound of a throat being cleared, making sure his voice would be properly audible when he gets his message out on this... Libra App. Thing. ]

I hope your evening finds you well. For those who do not recognise me, by either the picture that this strange app has seen fit to take of me, or my voice, my name is Vergil Vittore. Mr. Vittore, for those who aren't well aquainted with me, please.

I am the owner and runner of Auguries of Innocence down within Shopping Street. Many of you may recognise the shop, newly opened about two, perhaps three weeks ago as a place to buy and sell magical or non-magical artifacts of interest--usually my interest, at this point, but I digress.

I am aware of the plight that has happened to the city in recent with this App--it is part of the reason I have sought not to use it thus far, and half because I've been too busy for something like social interaction over social media while I established my shop in this city.

But, to the point.

1. Stop coming into my shop and asking to borrow, buy, or rent my rare weaponry or defensive items for your own needs. As the sign says, these items are antiques or for display only, and I'm very exasperated at this point at many beings' attempts to come and try to curry something rare off me with the argument of 'but I need it.' You do not. It is mine.

2. No, I will not be joining anyone in your odd foray into the unknown dangers of whatever it is that plights this city. Yes, it does concern me and yes, I am aware that it affects me too. However, I am a collector, not a fighter. So I'm not willing to risk my very mortal life for some act of heroism just because I have an arsenal of interesting weaponry at my disposal.

And 3. , I suppose, I will take this time to mention that yes, if you have any items of interest, you may indeed bring them to my shop and I will appraise them either for your own interest or, perhaps if I'm interested in buying them. I likewise buy old books and paintings, so I'm in the market for those as well--once again, so long as it interests me.

That is all.

Goodluck with your forays, and stop bothering me. And have a good evening.

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UN: Zodiac | With April Showers...

2023-03-31T22:00:16Z

Posted by: kaisoumods

WHO: Everyone!
WHERE: Libra App
WHEN: April 1st
WHAT: Zodiac Network Post
WARNINGS: None!

[The Spirit Vein in the sky shifts from greens to oranges and browns as the element dominance shift into the Earth element. With it, the howling winds of March die down and leave mild spring weather. As usual, the blaring alert sound that comes with a new Zodiac post. The alert will sound even if you have your phone turned off or on silent, and will take over your phone until you read and comment to the message.]

Zhongli, Ryouta, Shio, Rren, and Ei have joined the app. Say hi everyone!

Kakyoin, Yuri, Anna, Ryoji, and Hu Tao has left the app.

[The post then continues on as normal.]

Hello! Thank you for using the Libra App!

Happy April everyone! We just wanted to show our appreciation for all your concerns with our last update. That was sent in error and we assure you all our employees are happy, healthy and alive. If you've notice us being quiet, it's because everyone at Zodiac is hard at work working on something we can't announce just yet! But be sure to check back April 15th, the day after our quarter CEO board meeting, for the exciting announcement!

By the way, we've recently been made aware of a gas leak in the Undertown area. We're currently working to contain the leak. Until further notice, we ask that you stay out of the Undertown area for your own protection.

Finally, we'd like to remind tenents in the Zodiac apartments that should you choose to move, we'd appreciate you contact us with a change of address form so we know where to deliver any mail! So Varian and Fern, if you could please contact us with your change of address, that'd be great. :)

That's all for today! Now let's end off with our ever-popular icebreaker question!

This post has been sponsored by the Chinese diner Aiya! Now through April, you can take on Rainy Day Mega Beef Bowl Challenge on any rainy day! Push yourself to the limits and grow as a person!

[Users will have the option to choose their own display names and userpics if they haven't already. If nothing is chosen, the app will use their real name and a quick photo taken of them from their camera's phone. Kakyoin, Yuri, Anna, Ryoji, and Hu Tao will be around the city with no memories of the app.

Should anyone attempt to go to Undertown, they will find the place has been emptied out of its usual crowd and instead it'll be full of mysterious people in black suits that will insist that you shouldn't be down there. Should you attempt to ignore their warnings, they will be willing to use force to remove you from the area. Some will even come equipment with enchanted objects that neutralize any superhuman abilities for a full day should you try to muscle your way through. Attmepts to teleport will also be blocked. Black Order members will find the reaction to you will rise to hostilities MUCH quicker. Good job! You made your presences known!

Many of the former occupants of Undertown can be found holed up in the Void Denny's, should you still require their wares.

Like always, there'll be no responses from Zodiac. ]

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anonymous || text forever, basically

2023-03-20T00:59:35Z

Posted by: blackhand

[Hello, Kaisou, do you enjoy chaos? Because this post is about to make stuff worse. You're welcome.]

Somehow, I'd have thought an entire group of people on a questionable network would know better than to give out anything private to strangers.

I'm glad to know I was wrong. Things just got a lot more interesting for me.

[He doesn't know emoji, but you can just imagine the >:) vibes this post is giving.

Yes, he is aware he's using the anon option. No, he will not take any criticisms at this time.]

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un: takahata; text

2023-03-19T17:10:13Z

Posted by: reignitions

WHO: Shio and you!
WHERE: The network
WHEN: 3/19
WHAT: A Dad Is Here And This Is Everyone's Problem Now
WARNINGS: Shouldn't be any!

I was going to ask if anyone found a way to get rid of this app, but seeing as people are still here posting apparently, I'm going to take that as a no and not bother

Annoying, but whatever

Should I be concerned

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