You've seen Machiavelli's photo — he's as tough as he looks. He's terrifying! He's Massimo's cat, he's gotta be, hah! I mean, once he's your friend, he's fine, he just kinda sits nearby and sleeps... or stares at you and randomly goes "mmmrow" all creepily, ha. But to start? A monster!

[ Alberto does his best to mimic the low, grumbling "meow" Machiavelli makes sometimes. Because how often does Alberto find the chance to meow, right? He's gonna take it! ]