[ That was getting the most deadpanned of deadpanned stares.





Until he thought about it for a minute. ]

That would actually be a cool band name. Too bad we are searching through moldy old trunks instead of composing a single.

[ Speaking of. His moldy old trunk had a bunch of linen of some sort on top that produced a cloud of dusty sand when it was thrown aside. But, under that... ]

Hey, what do you think?

[ He held up a skirt, a shendyt actually, that looked close enough to what those sailors were wearing that it might just pass. ]