[ Alberto keeps a put-together air about him, standing straight and looking down at her with a knowing smile. ]
Because, if you win as soon as we start, then that doesn't give me the chance to— ...hiiit you with two swords! Ha-hah!
[ And just like that, from a large pail of fake swords he'd been eyeing nearby this whole time, he brandishes a second sword at her, abruptly regaining his battle stance and demeanor, holding both swords out in an X in front of him after bopping her gently with each. Dirty tricks...! Tricksy sea monsterses! ]
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Because, if you win as soon as we start, then that doesn't give me the chance to— ...hiiit you with two swords! Ha-hah!
[ And just like that, from a large pail of fake swords he'd been eyeing nearby this whole time, he brandishes a second sword at her, abruptly regaining his battle stance and demeanor, holding both swords out in an X in front of him after bopping her gently with each. Dirty tricks...! Tricksy sea monsterses! ]