Hehe, alright I trust you. Though if I do collapse from exhaustion, I hope you know that you'll be carrying me.

[Anyone else carrying him would be mortifying, but it's totally normal to want your bro to carry you]

Exactly! Even if they take my money, the thought of being there all alone would make me so self-conscious. And it'd be more fun with the two of us!

[Oh our completely platonic not at all gay date even though we're gonna hook up very soon]