Yeah, no, we definitely don't have...wishmasters in my world. Sounds kinda like a genie?

[He...really doesn't understand what Fern is telling him, but good lord is he trying to. This is so confusing and nothing like he understands from his own experiences. ]

So he...set it up so that if he died there would be a paradox created and-

[Wait, he's putting the pieces together, his brow furrowing.]

Wait. So you were the original and- and he created another you and you got turned into a sword? How is that fair? That- that you get your life changed just because you were his failsafe in case he died?