[ Please, storyteller at most! There were supposed to be other worlds out there in the universe but Anthony had only ever seen the one he had grown up in (And now also Stardew which overall seemed fairly 'normal') so everything that was being told to him about this pirate-land sounded beyond fantastical.

Anthony carried on listening, his head tilting slightly at the question, 'Did he talk negatively about bad towns and bad Marines?' Obviously. Pointing out people's bad qualities was something that came naturally to him. His Da had found that annoying but knowing what he did about himself now... sort of made sense a demon would noticed those things. ]

Google some videos on youtube.

[ A beat. ]

About the dance not the piracy, robbery and adventure... I'm sure you could find those sorts of videos too. Are you still doing any of that? Can't can you, not without a ship? Pirate has to have something to sail away in or they aren't a pirate. They'd be...

[ Lost for a moment in thought as he tried to dream up some term for a landlocked-pirate. ]

There must be a word for it. There's a word out there for everything.