I could see how a bandit would be a better role model than a pirate.

[ He couldn't. At all.

He was tempted to ask what the difference was as a bandit was only a pirate without a ship, they still robbed from people, but then there was the pirate ship with a soul business and look, he actually cracked that pumpkin. That might have been the only thing about any of this that made sense. ]

Yeah, hollow it out, get some silver paint, and you will be doing the robot in no time.