"Nope. Can't fix a parking ticket. Not that it matters since I can't drive when I'm two feet tall."

But yeah, he agrees. He definitely got the crappy end of both sides of this, with the most extreme physical transformation and basically nothing in terms of power to balance things out. It seems like his terrible luck isn't ending, though, because Anthony can't find the couch, so apparently he's just going to let Moxxie hit the ground.

"Wa--"

And then he starts hacking, not even giving Moxxie time to protest and insist he find the couch. When the vines give way, Moxxie lets out a scream before crashing to the ground.

"...ow."