kaisoumods: (libra)
Kaisou Mod Account ([personal profile] kaisoumods) wrote in [community profile] kaisou2022-07-31 10:56 pm
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UN: Zodiac | August Arrives!

WHO: Everyone!
WHERE: Libra App
WHEN: August 1st
WHAT: Zodiac Network Post
WARNINGS: None!

[The humidity is finally subsiding, though the heat is still very present as the spirit vein shifts into the fire element, brilliant hues of red appearing throughout the vein. Wherever you are, your phone will start to ring and vibrate. It doesn’t matter if your phone was off or on mute - it will ring anyway. Checking the phone, you'll see the Libra app has opened itself and will not close until you read and response to a new post from Zodiac.]

Hello! Thank you for using the Libra App!

August is here! We at Zodiac hope you guys enjoyed the vacation at the resort last month! We know our staff really enjoyed their day off. Sometimes it's just so refreshing to get away from it all, isn't it? If only more of the realms could be like that. As for you who went on a less restful voyage, we would like to remind you that there were warnings to avoid the ship and sea so Zodiac is not responsible. Being able to hold oneself accountable is a valuable life skill!

Anyway, onto our announcements. First we'd like to introduce a new feature to the Libra app: Side quests! The Side Quest page will display a list of odd jobs that our career opportunity department has heard about. These jobs are open for anyone on the app to take, so it's a great way to earn a little extra cash! Just select the job you want and you'll be sent information on what to do next!

Moving on, we have some good news and some bad news. The good news is that our Spirit Vein meteorologists have noticed the energy within Spirit Vein has grown more stable than in previous months. We hope that this means there shouldn't be a new Spirit Gate popping up this month! The bad news is that even with that positive forecast, the seers keep reading signs of strife for many of you in the next upcoming weeks. We're not sure what to make of those predictions, but hopefully it won't amount to much! Perhaps some of you need to keep an eye on your personal lives, or have some unexpected challenge ahead! Whatever the case may be, we hope you all stay happy and healthy.

That's all from us this for now! Please enjoy the county fair, and we'll leave you with one of our ever popular icebreaker questions!



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[Users will have the option to choose their own display names and userpics if they haven't already. If nothing is chosen, the app will use their real name and a quick photo taken of them from their camera's phone. As Zodiac said, there is a new page on the app devoted to the side quests listings. Like always, there'll be no responses from Zodiac.]
whiteshroud: (jun138)

UN: hikari-vi | text

[personal profile] whiteshroud 2022-08-01 04:37 am (UTC)(link)
Did they really just tell us to hold ourselves accountable right before dumping some of their work onto us?

And talk about a mixed message of a prediction.
callmekacchan: Annoyed (So fucking bored)

Re: UN: Dynamight, text

[personal profile] callmekacchan 2022-08-01 10:55 am (UTC)(link)

Add being hypocrites to the long list of shitty traits Zodiac has I guess.
Also, I trust our seers more than thieir meteorologists any day.
Not that it's a high bar to clear, but the seers haven't steered us wrong yet and they actually give a fuck.
So I'm gonna choose to believe this month is gonna be insane.

whiteshroud: (jun79)

UN: hikari-vi

[personal profile] whiteshroud 2022-08-01 12:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Mm, I'm sure it will be insane.
The how is what I'm wondering about, if not the Spirit Realm's doing.
chatterboxing: (c'mon already! πŸ…£)

text; un: Litania

[personal profile] chatterboxing 2022-08-01 02:26 pm (UTC)(link)
"our staff doesn't want to do these things so here you go! also, something's going to happen but we don't know what!"

you all could have condensed most of that whole post down to just that
Edited 2022-08-01 14:26 (UTC)
bxbxbxbx: (πŸ…§β’·)

text; un: Astral

[personal profile] bxbxbxbx 2022-08-01 02:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Probably couldn't convince any of their staff to actually do any of the stuff that they're trying to shove into our hands now.

And what I'm getting out of the other thing is they're expecting SOMETHING to happen but it won't necessarily involve a Gate, but who knows.
whiteshroud: (jun03)

[personal profile] whiteshroud 2022-08-01 03:24 pm (UTC)(link)
That wouldn't surprise me...

Mm, it does seem that way. But if it's not a gate, what could it be?
drewthetower: (Still A Stupid Young Adult)

[personal profile] drewthetower 2022-08-01 03:31 pm (UTC)(link)
are we surprised though

are we really
drewthetower: (Drew the Tower)

text | un: blackbirdtarot

[personal profile] drewthetower 2022-08-01 03:31 pm (UTC)(link)
hey Zodiac lemme talk to your seers we need to compare our fucking notes!
laughwithme: (Really Now?)

text | un: hyenahidin

[personal profile] laughwithme 2022-08-01 03:32 pm (UTC)(link)
yeaaaaaah all in favor of spray paintin their big fancy sign?
whiteshroud: (sweatdrop)

[personal profile] whiteshroud 2022-08-01 03:36 pm (UTC)(link)
...Yeah, that's a good point.

But if it's not a spirit gate, then what were your fortune telling about?
drewthetower: (The Last Thing You See)

[personal profile] drewthetower 2022-08-01 03:37 pm (UTC)(link)
see that has me worried

because if it's not a gate

*what the fuck is it instead?* what is SO fucking bad I get the fucking TOWER if it's not a gate to hell?
whiteshroud: (jun25)

[personal profile] whiteshroud 2022-08-01 03:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, that has me worried too. Especially with the giant footprint and animal noises the others saw?

If it's not coming from a gate, what is it?
drewthetower: (Drew the Tower)

[personal profile] drewthetower 2022-08-01 03:41 pm (UTC)(link)
maybe we'll be lucky and it'll be localized entirely over Zodiac HQ and away from the apartments
whiteshroud: (jun41)

[personal profile] whiteshroud 2022-08-01 03:45 pm (UTC)(link)
But that's near the Dennys! I haven't finished their dessert menu yet.
drewthetower: (Still A Stupid Young Adult)

[personal profile] drewthetower 2022-08-01 03:46 pm (UTC)(link)
but it's not *at* the Denny's so it'd be safe
whiteshroud: (jun121)

[personal profile] whiteshroud 2022-08-01 03:48 pm (UTC)(link)
You don't know that! It was a BIG footprint right? What if it's Godzilla and he steps on the Dennys?
drewthetower: (Still A Stupid Young Adult)

[personal profile] drewthetower 2022-08-01 03:49 pm (UTC)(link)
if a kaiju arrives and steps on the Denny's I will personally start a gfm to rebuild the Denny's for you
bxbxbxbx: (πŸ…‘β’·β’·β’·πŸ…‘β“β’·β“β’·β“β’·β“)

[personal profile] bxbxbxbx 2022-08-01 03:49 pm (UTC)(link)
If it's not going to have anything to do with gates, my next guess would be that there's something that's already here that we just haven't noticed yet for whatever reason, like maybe whatever it is just hasn't done anything yet.

But if it's not a gate, then why would jungles with probably-dinosaurs be brought up in August's monthly Impending Bullshit post?
incendiarize: (A hero's gonna save us just in time)

un: zapbamboom

[personal profile] incendiarize 2022-08-01 03:50 pm (UTC)(link)
oooooo let me help I can put some surprises in the paint
laughwithme: (Hey~)

[personal profile] laughwithme 2022-08-01 03:52 pm (UTC)(link)
oooooo whatcha got?
incendiarize: (I will be ready to die)

[personal profile] incendiarize 2022-08-01 03:57 pm (UTC)(link)
science

Flammable science

Also science that reacts to most chemical cleaners by glowing instead of cleaning off

Also also STINKY science

could probably whip up something that acts like invisible ink that'll appear when they try to clean it off...
laughwithme: (Bye~)

[personal profile] laughwithme 2022-08-01 04:00 pm (UTC)(link)
oh I like you. tell me more about the glowing science
begaydocrimes: finchwing on twitter (Let's do crimes)

Text, un: WitchDagger

[personal profile] begaydocrimes 2022-08-01 04:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Uhhh am I invited to do crimes?

Because I’m experienced in crimes.
Edited 2022-08-01 16:11 (UTC)
laughwithme: (Wink~)

[personal profile] laughwithme 2022-08-01 04:12 pm (UTC)(link)
you're invited to do crimes. no property damage tho
begaydocrimes: fakeredshoes on tumblr (I can see forever)

[personal profile] begaydocrimes 2022-08-01 04:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Not even a little??

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