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[poisontippedcure]

WHO: Rose
WHERE: The Network
WHEN: Early July!
WHAT: Rose is confused about one of her regains. It's probably fine.
WARNINGS: None. Yet.



[When the video feed fades in, Rose is standing in front of the camera with a pair of very distinct handcuffs. She doesn't look particularly pleased, either. She'd meant to make this post earlier, but when she picked up that rock, she forgot about it. Better late than never, probably.]

Last month, this showed up on my doorstep, along with a rock and something else. It's certainly not mine, and while I understand that this world is fond of giving us things, I fail to believe I'm the intended recipient.

[She shakes the handcuffs. They jingle. They are not very high quality.]

So whomever these were supposed to go to, speak up. I don't need them.

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[begaydocrimes]

[Sorry Rose Mae has no shame. Or filter. She does seem to realize she made a whoopsie.]

Maybe they're trying to make up for the fact that they dumped us in another dimension? By telling us we need to spice up our lives?

Kind of rude, honestly, my life's spicy enough as it is.

... Actually it's not, but it's not like I need some magic dimension god to send sexy items to my apartment either.

[The stripper pole is kind of amazing though she won't lie, she kind of wants to try it out.]

[poisontippedcure]

I would say they've done plenty to make our life interesting, without resorting to sending us these trinkets.

[She takes a closer look.]

I can only hope they're as they appear.