kaisoumods: (libra (rainbow capitalism))
Kaisou Mod Account ([personal profile] kaisoumods) wrote in [community profile] kaisou2022-05-31 10:48 pm
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UN: Zodiac | Summer's Here!

WHO: Everyone!
WHERE: Libra App
WHEN: June 1st
WHAT: Zodiac Network Post
WARNINGS: None!

[Wherever you are, your phone will start to ring and vibrate. It doesn’t matter if your phone was off or on mute - it will ring anyway. Checking the phone, you'll see the Libra app has opened itself and will not close until you read and response to a new post from Zodiac.]

Hello! Thank you for using the Libra App!

First, we'd like to give our condolences to all who passed last month due to the recent incidents. Due the Black Order's interference to our scouting, we were unaware of the danger within that realm before we sent the mission dispatch. We apologize and will strive to do better in the future. We also did not anticipate the revival of several individuals. We are still investigating the matter, though thanks to a fine otherworlder volunteering themselves for examination, we have no reason to suspect anyone who revived returned with any concerning abnormalities.

Still, we at Zodiac understand how the events may still linger. For that, we're offering complimentary grief counseling for anyone who requests it.

Moving on, we have some good news! First, Zodiac no longer detects the Black Order within Kaisou. Second, we have discovered the gate to Kanto has opened itself up again in Blue Fish Lake Park! We'll be working on stabilizing the gate. We shouldn't need anything from all of you on that end, but we'll still pay you for any Pokémon or valuable items you find in that realm. However if you do decide to head out to the park, please show caution. Our agents reported a hostile goose roaming the area. We're unsure if this is a Pokémon or a normal waterfowl, but the reports insist that it is horrible.

We've updated our app to now feature games you can play! These games can be played with or without cell service. Our first game is Tetris! Please look forward to more games in the future.

That's all the announcements we have, so let's end things on an ever popular icebreaker question!



This post has been sponsored by Songerein Mattress Store. Sleep well, dream a new world.


[Users will have the option to choose their own display names and userpics if they haven't already. If nothing is chosen, the app will use their real name and a quick photo taken of them from their camera's phone. They will also find a new games tab featured in the app, with Tetris being the only game. Tetris can be played solo or in versus mode against other players.

Like always, there'll be no responses from Zodiac.]
drewthetower: (Why Are You Like This)

text | un: blackbirdtarot

[personal profile] drewthetower 2022-06-01 04:03 am (UTC)(link)
is

is their pfp fucking rainbow colored

is Zodiac fucking doing rainbow capitialism!?
bolledivita: (Did she die far away?)

un: c-z

[personal profile] bolledivita 2022-06-01 04:05 am (UTC)(link)
zodiac appears to be fucking doing rainbow capitalism

figures, doesn't it?
whiteshroud: (sweatdrop)

Text | UN: hikari-vi

[personal profile] whiteshroud 2022-06-01 04:05 am (UTC)(link)
It sure looks that way.

Are we even surprised at this point?
drewthetower: (Default)

[personal profile] drewthetower 2022-06-01 04:06 am (UTC)(link)
of course it does but fuckin christ
drewthetower: (Will Wreck Your Shit)

[personal profile] drewthetower 2022-06-01 04:06 am (UTC)(link)
no but I can still be angry about it
callmekacchan: Annoyed (Sneer)

Text, un: Dynamight

[personal profile] callmekacchan 2022-06-01 04:08 am (UTC)(link)

Grief counseling is the bare minimum you fucking assholes.
I'm going to find whoever runs your shitty company and shove this app up their ass.

caballero_oscuro: (why are you two like this)

text | un: la_máscara

[personal profile] caballero_oscuro 2022-06-01 04:10 am (UTC)(link)
Were you expecting anything else from them?
Edited 2022-06-01 04:11 (UTC)
bxbxbxbx: (🅐ⒶⒶⒶ🅑ⓍⒷⓍⒷⓍⒷⓍ)

text; un: Astral

[personal profile] bxbxbxbx 2022-06-01 04:11 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, come the FUCK on! I ran my phone's battery out ON PURPOSE over the past few days so this stupid app wouldn't make my phone go off during school and it WENT OFF ANYWAY!

Thanks for the extra unwanted attention, assholes!
whiteshroud: (jun111)

[personal profile] whiteshroud 2022-06-01 04:13 am (UTC)(link)
That's understandable.

Do you think they'll rent out to us rainbow weapons this month?
nonmagical: ceedawkes on dreamwidth (4IkwnNb)

text, un: Mariposa

[personal profile] nonmagical 2022-06-01 04:15 am (UTC)(link)
You didn't know.

You didn't know?!

People died and that's all you've got to say about it?!

¡Eres lo peor!
callmekacchan: Annoyed (So fucking bored)

Re: text | un: dynamight

[personal profile] callmekacchan 2022-06-01 04:15 am (UTC)(link)

Them and every company in the country.
It feels about 50% more slimy coming from these assholes though.

kokaiwanai: (Default)

un: hierophantcherry; text

[personal profile] kokaiwanai 2022-06-01 04:15 am (UTC)(link)
"An ever popular icebreaker question" they say, like more than a handful of people bother answering each one every month
higanbana: (REDrisfluster)

text; un: spiderlily

[personal profile] higanbana 2022-06-01 04:16 am (UTC)(link)
i can't believe the park just keeps getting worse. demon furby, horrible goose... and here i was hoping i wasn't going to be a murder victim again this month

poll to anyone else on here - am i gonna be safer letting my penguin son get dinner in the park or in kanto. do you think the goose can follow me to kanto

(ps i'm just not going to comment on the grief counseling shit bc i think i just experienced so much mind-splitting rage i have completely ceased to have feelings in that regard)
turningred: (normal_TTS_S3_E3_0448)

text, un: FirePetal

[personal profile] turningred 2022-06-01 04:18 am (UTC)(link)
Passed and... revived? What?

Who is this?

Is this some kind of joke? Or spam?
drewthetower: (Ooooh)

[personal profile] drewthetower 2022-06-01 04:18 am (UTC)(link)
only if they want them shoved up their collective ass
drewthetower: (Will Wreck Your Shit)

[personal profile] drewthetower 2022-06-01 04:18 am (UTC)(link)
no but still
missingache: ([151] That sat in my heart)

text; un: why

[personal profile] missingache 2022-06-01 04:19 am (UTC)(link)
[Rainbow pfp and dead people aside-]

Hostile goose?????

Like "swan" level or "Canada goose" level??
drewthetower: (Raven Mask)

[personal profile] drewthetower 2022-06-01 04:19 am (UTC)(link)
seriously. at least they didn't tack on some bs "we're proud of our queer employees" comment
drewthetower: (Squishy Witchboy)

un: blackbirdtarot

[personal profile] drewthetower 2022-06-01 04:20 am (UTC)(link)
grew up on a bird sanctuary

can confirm: no fuckin difference
hexposition: (☆⌒*. 9)

text; un: bewitching

[personal profile] hexposition 2022-06-01 04:20 am (UTC)(link)
I'm presently dreaming of a nice, calming cup of tea that might, in some small way, help with the splitting headache I have now developed thanks to reading this post.

Every month, I think to myself that Zodiac can't possibly get more thoughtless. And every month, I lose just that much more faith in the universe.
chatterboxing: (snark)

un: Litania

[personal profile] chatterboxing 2022-06-01 04:20 am (UTC)(link)
y'know they're not gonna respond to anything here

hell, idk if they even bother LOOKING at the replies

anyway, 100% down for witnessing and/or participating in an ass shove
bolledivita: (Did she die far away?)

[personal profile] bolledivita 2022-06-01 04:21 am (UTC)(link)
couldn't have said it better myself tbh

i'm not sure if it's better or worse that they just didn't mention it at all

i think mentioning it might've been almost worse
laughwithme: (Really Now?)

text | un: hyenahidin

[personal profile] laughwithme 2022-06-01 04:22 am (UTC)(link)
wait.

there's still ads in this thing?!
missingache: ([181])

[personal profile] missingache 2022-06-01 04:22 am (UTC)(link)
I'm just asking because swans will chase you down longer than a goose will... And Kaisou's been having some weird things show up.

How do we know this isn't something they're calling a goose but it's not??
motiv8: (⚔️ 12)

un: rschwarzer

[personal profile] motiv8 2022-06-01 04:22 am (UTC)(link)
As someone who went through that whole, um, process last month... no, it's not a joke or spam, and I'm sorry for everything you're about to go through as a result of this app.

Zodiac is a company that tampers with the Spirit Realm. I'm definitely the wrong person to try to explain what that is, but... the long and short of it is that the supernatural is very real, and your life is about to get very, very strange.

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