no musical number could prepare you for this [open]

[laughwithme]

WHO: Ruggie Bucchi and specifically Yuu but also like. anyone else
WHERE: The labyrinth and wandering around Kaisou
WHEN: May 14th ish
WHAT: So Kaisou has a hyena boy now!
WARNINGS: This one doesn't swear! Much. May try to steal your donuts though

Closed to Yuu

[Well.

What the actual hell was this place?! Sure, it looks like Night Raven but those walls aren't supposed to be there, there's no paintings moving around, and there's no one here. What the hell. And to top it all off, he keeps tripping. Over nothing! And his magic isn't working!

This sucks and he wants out. As he wanders around, he calls out:]

Hey, Leona? [. . .] Jack? Yuu?

[Wow, Yuu didn't come running at the first sign of a problem that is totally not theirs to handle. He's fucked.]

Anyone?!

OTA

[Anyway, that was dumb and he doesn't approve of that and he's hungry and his magic isn't working so.

Hi! Have a hyena boy sidling up to you with a smile.]

Heeey. So I just got here and my rideshare canceled. Where can a guy go to get some decent, cheap food?

[As he mentally swears at Yuu for actually wrangling a promise out of him to "behave" and "no petty crimes". Boo.]

Comments

[laughwithme]

[What, never seen a hyenaboy before?]

Hey, the cheaper the better. How much are they?

[He is broke, yeah, but getting enough change from places to buy something shouldn't be too hard. Granted he doesn't know the thaumark to Earth Money conversion rate but...]

[feiyun]

[He absolutely has never seen a hyena boy before ever. Are those dirty?]

About two dollars for one hot dog the last time I was by, I think. I don't ever buy it myself so that's my best guess.

[Xingqiu crosses his arms.]

[laughwithme]

[WOW does he look dirty?!

But also wow that sounds like highway robbery. Ruggie makes a face.]

Seriously? For one? Geez, bet I can get them cheaper from the store. [A beat.] What d'you mean, you never buy them?

[feiyun]

[Most hyena are dirty..........]

... Is two dollars still too expensive for you?

[Xingqiu's boujee and judgemental ass is staring at him.]

[laughwithme]

[Ruggie's broke and judgmental ass is staring right back.]

When I can get a pack of 'em for that much at a grocery store, yeah?

[Fuckin' rich boys.]

[feiyun]

A whole pack... That's... [...] disgusting? The meat is probably terribly low quality.

[Even worse than convenience store food??]

[laughwithme]

Yeah, no shit.

[FOUND SOMEONE WORSE THAN LEONA]

That's why it's cheap. Lotta people can't afford better.