kaisou | Un: Zodiac | Mid-Month Update

WHO: Everyone!
WHERE: Libra App
WHEN: April 15th
WHAT: Zodiac Network Post
WARNINGS: None!

[We've reached the second half of April. On the edge of town, near the cottage- there is an increase notable drought going on. Everyone's devices will emit a soothing wind chime sound as a new Zodiac post appears. The chime will sound even if you have your phone turned off or on silent, and will not stop until you read their message and comment to it.]

Lio

Lio have joined the app. Say hi everyone!

Lyney

Lyney has left the app.

Hello. Thank you for using the Libra App.

Heads up, we've been getting reports of water outside of town drying up and plants becoming withered unnaturally fast. They say it's being caused by a Spirit Realm gate that's influencing the envionment. And it's spreading. Pretty sure you guys already know about that... but if some of you Earth or Water folk want to help make sure all the crops don't die- probably should do that.

And no don't ask "why don't you do it". I don't have an element, I'm just a normal overworked guy. One that is clocking out now.

This post is sponsored by Clockie Cartoons! Check out Season 384 on streaming platforms now!!

[As a quick note, the Event Log is still going strong, so please continue to tag it!

Users will have the option to choose their own display names and user pics if they haven't already. If nothing is chosen, the app will use their real name and a quick photo taken of them from their camera's phone. Like always, there'll be no responses from Zodiac. ]

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Think I'll go with the Zodiac motto on this one, Jar-Bear: Not my circus, not my monkeys.

Season 384, though--Whoo boy, been WAITING for that one.

It kinda dipped in the middle of the last season what with the whole subplot about time travel where the deus ex machina was a clock being right twice a day. In the end it ended up being the thing that CAUSED the reason they had to time travel in the first place?

♪ ♫ ♪ TIME PARADOX, BABY! ♪ ♫ ♪

Seriously though, what a DRAG. A simple butterfly effect could've gone a long way. One little slip and the whole world could've devolved into chaos. But no...status quo, the usual, blah blahblah blah blah!

...Whoopsies, I guess that was spoilers.

[isdeceittaken is typing...]

or was it.

Edited 2026-04-15 20:02 (UTC)

do they do this every time someone arrives in town?

[Someone is very annoyed at the amount of very mundane and not exciting work he's had to do for these stupid, dying plants.]

Yeah.

We noticed.

The best I can do is accelerate plant growth, so if that is of any help to you feel free to let me know.

Katsuki, has the Cottage been badly affected?

If you require assistance or water delivery, I can make it so.

I swear to Aha if that was actually a spoiler I am going to take you and drop you into the middle of the pier.

River's gone and I'm pretty sure Murder Face is pissed about it. [.... Bakugou you can't just call Persephone that you little idiot.] Or is gonna be, whenever she comes out of her den.

Do whatever you want, I'm managing fine.

[Did you really expect him to agree to assistance?]

ok kinda what lycaon said to Captain Capslock but if u need water real bad lemme know too?? i can be there in like 2 seconds with one of those big gallon jug things or more but that’ll take longer cause one is all I can carry and no I’m not gonna use ocean water u cant drink that I KNOW

I have access to the network, Boy. Would you like to try that again?

I have been ensuring the plants do not die with my powers. As the Goddess of Spring.

Hm. I would explore more flattering names for Lady Persephone, if I'm honest. We do not want a repeat of last time in a drought.

Though I would certainly water you while giving you a firm lecture on respect to the gods.

[Which brings him to his next topic.]

Your swift action shows you know how to handle yourself in a crisis. That is the basis of being a hero, and relief efforts over destruction and rescue are just as important.

Once you're finished helping the Cottage, come see me. I've made homemade Gatorade and I need a...younger generation's opinion.

[He hopes that 'I know' is from common knowledge and not personal experience.]

I am afraid my hands are tied at the moment, but if its funds you need to purchase the water, I can lend my aid.

Ah, tut tut. Sounds like someone didn't binge when they had the chance.

Guess that'll be a little surprise for you when you catch up.

[HRK.]

No? I call it like I see it. Not my fault you have resting murder face.

[At least he's not walking around calling Persephone Dunce Face like he does Kaminari!]

... huh. Explains why shit's still green, here.

[You know what? Game recognizes game. He can't even be mad about that.]

told you assholes you should be more careful with water but nooo wolfwood you're crazy wolfwood we have fountains on every corner just because we can wolfwood you're so crazy and from space

who's laughin now

[ attached is a picture of the river next to Persephone's garden, completely dry. a bewildered Popplio has his nose pushed into the dried up silt.

a trio of Shoebills look downright murderous across the bank. ]

i aint doin shit if those birds decide to harvest people for liquid as a warning

but more seriously we're okay for now--me and the bosslady are keeping the greenery and animals healthy, and the magic pond in the teapot hasn't gone anywhere so we've been trying to corral the critters.

it's almost enough to make a guy Homesick.

let me know if you guys need help

perks to being able to talk to birds

Tch. Shut up. I'm not insulting her, s'just what she looks like.

[He's-- why do you still try, Lycaon. There's no hope for him.

... but.]

Platinum Blond will shit bricks if his chickens go without water for too long. And I need their eggs.

Besides, letting a river go dry for too long messes with the stability of things in general or whatever.

I have already spoken to you about showing respect. Does the lesson need to be re-taught? I do not believe you would enjoy being a mint in this drought.

[She will do it, she will mint him again. ]

Yes you insolent fool. What did you think I was doing in my territory? I am no coward. I do not lurk in my "den".

Scientifically speaking,

Oof.

Don't tick off the gods, kiddo.

[Ah, is he taking that dad tone? He is.]

And you are about to look like a rather unsightly sprig of mint if you do not show her respect. I have good relations with Lady Persephone, but I will not pull strings for you. This is something you can and will resolve on your own.

If this is where you want your path to being a hero to end, then please, continue.

[He exhales, dad mode over.]

When you do sort this out with her [Because he knows you will.] I have snacks for you.

i don't

think the shoebills possess the desire to speak people language

Ive only ever gotten tv static and a bad feeling from them

dude wtf did I say about not messing with Persephone????? I can only say “hey pls don’t murder captain capslock” so many times before she ignores me and I already said it once

good thing I speak bird language

Well excuse me for being a business owner that has a lot to do. Some people don’t sit at a desk all day and thusly can’t binge while working.

[We all hope that, Lycaon.]

it’s ok I have the trash cash remember? and if it gets really really bad i i can just sell my car :)

[They really don’t want to. But they will. They’ve never had something as adult as this actually be Theirs before. A uhaul they stumbled into doesn’t count- in their head.]

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