UN: Zodiac | Happy April!

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WHO: Everyone!
WHERE: Libra App
WHEN: April 1st
WHAT: Zodiac Network Post
WARNINGS: None!

[As April rolls in, the winds of March will die down - leaving a pleasant spring evening. If you have your windows open, you can smell the scent of freshly bloomed flowers outside. In the sky, the spirit vein will keep some hues of green- but it'll also be accompanied by warms shades of brown and gold as the Earth element comes into play. Also, a massive jungle will spring up on the southern end of town outside the barrier -- but don't worry about that. Everyone's devices will emit a soothing wind chime sound as a new Zodiac post appears. The chime will sound even if you have your phone turned off or on silent, and will not stop until you read their messsage and comment to it.]



Eliza, Jax, Reinier, Avila and Damien have joined the app. Say hi everyone!


Percy, Sabo, Ace, and Y'shtola have left the app.


[The post then continues on, though it seems strangely automated this time.]

Hello and thank you for using the Libra app.

Happy April! Zodiac thanks you for all your contribution with the Fae. We have received reports that they have moved on from the city once more.

In addition, we invite everyone to attend our annual Easter Egg Hunt! It will be taking place this Saturday in Blue Fish Lake Park! There are easter egg hunts for both children and for adults, so please check it out!

Have a wonderful day.




This post is sponsored by Blockbuster! Thought you saw the last of us? We're back! Find us on Shopping Street.

[Please note: The post has been rigged in a way that anyone who links a song will have the song autoplay for everyone. And no, despite what the demanding image says, there are no consequences if you don't take part.

Users will have the option to choose their own display names and userpics if they haven't already. If nothing is chosen, the app will use their real name and a quick photo taken of them from their camera's phone.]

Comments

text; un: captainkenway

[jackdawvision]

That's easy enough!

Rockstar.

un: Shepard

[earthborn]

Oh man. I would have predicted a shanty, but this kicks ass.

Un: soleil - text

[myriadeclipse]

Did a blockbuster really pop up to compete with random play or is Master Shadow controlling the sponsor, too?

I wonder if they would have cute guys on staff if it does exist…

text; un: lycaon

[paraselenic]

You are not to harrass the Blockbusters employees.

text; un: isdeceittaken

[sophistrication]

Äþrïl £ððl'§

You doin' alright there, Jan-Jan?

Did the feeling of constant rejection hurt? How about being played up by a clown? That do anything for ya?

Sting?

Tee hee.

un: hextechnician

[hexcrafter]

I do not know about theme song, but I have been listening to a lot of things like this recently.



....Incidentally, I have always wondered and never tracked down a conclusive response--does anyone know if Imagine Dragons are actually isekais?

Just curious.

un: Shepard

[earthborn]

I mean, how would you know?

They're not on the app, are they?

text; un: antiva

[mmmleather]

My job? It is absolutely about the preservation of life! No killing permitted!


…

A question, if I may. Ah, purely hypothetical - what would one do if there were say, suddenly, a drake in one’s… closet? That happens here. Surely.

Text ★ un: Shepard

[earthborn]

Hey, same here. I have never once been a threat to anyone's life, in a professional capacity.


...Is that a literal drake, or did you have some kind of big secret you don't want anybody to know?

un: belleoftheboulevard

[greatlydares]

Blockbuster's still alive? I barely ever see anyone go inside that building.

Anyway Random Play has both seasons of the hit show The Last of Us on DVD/Blu-ray for rental, so come and stop by! We're also running a big Easter special (30-40% off on VIP memberships!) so if you want to get into the Easter spirit, now's a great time to~

As for theme songs: I guess if I had to really boil it down, it would be Luke and Leia.

Text | UN: HelplesslyWeak

[life_ethereal]

You think maybe it's a front? Or maybe it'll become ground zero for some world-ending event?

I didn't know you were so big into Easter!

[That's a huge sale! Harumasa doesn't remember her doing that before.]

text: un:idontcare

[jaxoff]

Wow, never would I have ever thought I'd see the day that Janet let someone else do her icebreaker. Could she be having a change of heart? Is it an Easter Miracle? There's magic in the air.

Anyway suffer, losers.

text; un: doordasher

[doublethumbsup]

wait what blockbuster???
like the old movie place??
thaaaaaaaats gotta be April fools
im onto u guys


oh man music tho
I got SO much but lmao
it’s like electronic dance stuff

text; un: archangel

[thearchangel]

Hold on -

That’s something other people do? The theme music thing. I thought it was just me.

[No you’re weird but not that weird.]

Text ★ un: Shepard

[earthborn]

Dork.

text; un: h1ghw1nd - 1/3

[fightbydawn]

.... which job?

[This stupid idiot has like. Four. Even if one is a cosmic job inherited via his reincarnated heart.]

i wouldn't call it a theme song, but i guess i've been listening to this.

[fightbydawn]

[Wait. Is that just-- are these just autoplaying???]

text; un: bakusatsuou

[hotheaded]

[spoilers: video has mha spoilers through the kamino ward arc!

Bakugou is pissed that these chimes started up in the middle of his rigorous breakfast prep. Seriously, he needs to watch this damn hash and these morons are annoying him with endless chiming? Ugh.]

bleed.mp3

now shut up
if i burn the damn bacon because of this stupid post i'm gonna ACTUALLY be a problem

text; un: lycaon

[paraselenic]

Are you enjoying yourself in Hyrule? The fresh air is unparalleled. Perhaps only Kanto comes close.

Also, if you see any charred roses, please pick them up for me.

Text ★ un: Shepard

[earthborn]

You have to get a pilot's certification just to apply, or they force you to get it afterwards.

[That might be just about the only practical skillset they did not ask her to pick up, actually. The training was... very comprehensive.]

I'm a fan of Could Have Been Me, personally.

UN: hikari-vi | Text

[whiteshroud]

What's a Blockbuster?

[And why are people reacting to it? He is too young for this (4)]

Also I'm going to be in Hyrule for the next couple days. You can reach me through the app, but my responses may be delayed.

Text: UN:bar_cat75

[wiseoldbartender]

...The fuck do you mean "what's a Blockbuster?".

text | un: Reinier

[symmetric_sin]

A lie about my workplace? Very well. No one at my workplace ever fails to use a coaster for their coffee, nor do they frequently fail to properly sop up liquid from the floor when they inevitably knock over their precariously placed drinks, thus making more work for the cleaning staff who are already trying to keep the already hideous carpet from looking any worse.

[He may or may not be furiously typing this in the Zodiac breakroom.]

text: un:idontcare

[jaxoff]

I keep telling you, the carpets are a lost cause. They're not worth it, let them sink into the ugly carpet abyss.

Hey, Reinny :) I left you a little present next to the water-cooler :) You'll never guess what it is :)

[ It's a plastic snake. It's a plastic snake coiled around the tap. Jax is mentally twelve forever. ]

text; un: lightkeeper

[lanternae]

[Fuck. He can't do the first one.]

I will...pull up something from Spoofy. Just a moment.

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text; un: doordasher

[doublethumbsup]

…

Text | UN: HelplesslyWeak

[life_ethereal]

[Harumasa is currently with Jun, Bakugou, and Izuku in the Hyrule realm. He's got some time before he has to go out and scout for them, sooooo....]

Eh, I'll do both. They're easy.

1: Nap! 😭
2: I wouldn't say it's my theme song, but it's definitely a song I like. Yellow.mp3 {OOC: Use captions for English.}

Also, I won't be available for most of the day, but I'll get back to people later this evening~.

[whiteshroud]

You literally just woke up from a nap.
Right now.

Un:soleil - text

[myriadeclipse]

I went into the blockbuster.
If I didn’t have a plane to catch—
They’re nothing to write home about.
Don’t bother going unless you’re into weird roleplay.

[earthborn]

Define "weird" in this context, please

Text | UN: Thrown4aLupine

[lupus_borealis]

I dunno about "theme song," but I do really like this song that I was told to check out some years ago from a friend.

WhiteLight.mp3

Text | UN: lunae

[heng_like_a_dragon]

[Alright, a palette cleanser is in order after his little announcement. Just, uh, in typical Dan Heng fashion.]

The Moon Having Quenched Its Thirst.mp3 {OOC: Use captions for the full translation/analysis. A simplified version without the music video is also here.}

I like it. It feels fitting for me.

text; un: lycaon

[paraselenic]

[Lycaon is not used to sharing things like music so much. And thanks to damage controlling a certain vengeful vampire, he's already in line at the airport when he finally gets around to this.]

I would not call it a theme song, but I have been listening to this, as of late.

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I have found it rather soothing. My apologies if it takes me awhile to respond. I have a plane to catch.

text, un: mallemok

[mauks]

both of you are flying out??
oh the trouble i can get into with you gone

[ he's joking, HE'S JOKING. ]

un: fuego

[fuegor]

Feels like low hanging fruit to post this but whatever gets the ringing chime to stop while I'm waiting at TSA.

action;

[paraselenic]

[Lycaon's just finished making sure the Lighter's luggage is all TSA compliant--i.e putting the weapons in his spatial closet so they don't get flagged. So he pops out of said closet after depositing Spark, along with his gauntlets, any of Lia's weapons, and Final Notice.]

I was listening to it while I was inside. Did you play this during one of our gym sessions? It sounds familiar.

un: petaltothemetal; text

[blossominghopes]

Can't stick around much to chat, but I can at least drop a song and flee!

Here we go!

text | un: chaosraccoon

[actnormal]

TSA lines suck, have the song stuck in my head for the last month and a half

Ad Infinitum

text | un: laluna

[crisantemo]

so i poked my head into that blockbuster and it was so

how to describe it

a lot. it was a lot. it was weird. also one of the guys sounded just like my fiancee it was so jarring

anyway theme song ummmm

here we go

[ Happy April Fools she regrets nothing with that. ]

Text; UN; Semmelweis

[duskmelody]

Oh how interesting I did not realize blockbuster had left, it is hard to keep track of time at the institute but I know they had quite the international operation by the late 90’s. Did something happen between the 90’s and now?

Either way I don’t have a theme song but I rather like this song by Mr. Ozzy Osbourne.