kaisou | Text | UN: DelicatelyFrail

WHO: Harumasa and the aged 21+ adults on the Gemini network!
WHERE: Gemini Network, not Libra y'all don't get our horny bc you pay walled it
WHEN: Early March
WHAT: Venti has passed on the time-honored tradition of Smash or Simp to Harumasa. Since Hojo rudely interrupted the Valentine's one, White Day will have to do!
WARNINGS: Image heavy, NSFW-leaning in spicy pics, 21+ only

Action: Jun

[Harumasa's been starting to feel restless, and also like he needs to help Jun feel okay about letting the archer out of his sight for more than five minutes. Ironically, he's been a lot more okay about his little brother leaving his sight and has generally gotten back to normal in that regard. Maybe not yet on other things, but progress is progress. The only question is, how can he do this without making it feel like he's shooing Jun away?

An idea comes into his mind.

Harumasa stands up from the comfy couch in the Alley, stretches, and casually says:]

Ju~n-cha~n! As a warning, I'm gonna post Smash or Simp on Gemini in about 10 minutes~. Your obaa-san gave me his blessing to continue posting SOS in his stead. So! I'm heading into my room to get ready for that~.

[Nailed it.]

Text: Gemini Network

Hey~! So, the community Green Grandma (Venti) told me that I have his blessing to continue these posts in his stead since he's not on the network anymore. So! With the blessing of the God of Freedom, let's go~!

Here are the rules:

1: No shaming or bullying allowed! This is meant for body positivity.
2: Don't post pics without consent!
3: Hugo Vlad does whatever he wants. That's Lycaon's problem~.

And now, how to play:

1 - Post a picture of yourself.
2 - Comment to other people's pictures saying whether you'd Smash (sexual compliment) or Simp (nonsexual compliment)!
2a - Or use any metric you want that's in the spirit of Smash or Simp, I'm not your mom just your moderator.
3 - Have fun~!

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Putting my money where my mouth is~! I had this one done early in preparation for this day. Please enjoy~!

[Jun was sitting on the couch, minding his own business as he read a light novel, as Harumasa drops that on him.

....]

THAT'S why Obaa-chan wanted your number?!

[As he speaks, he's already getting up from the couch as if he's just been told they need to evacuate]

Harumasa, you cannot shove the responsibility onto me for whatever that man does after you give him full freedom.

I am not sure if I have a picture worthy of this, but...alas. Here.

[source!]

Edited 2026-03-06 15:23 (UTC)

March was the one who did the photography for me.

[Dan Heng considers for a moment. And then posts a second one.]

I was not planning to post this, but....

I see, so we are to post these pictures of ourselves in an attempt to swoon the populace. Very well.

[source]

I hope this will suffice.

Okay, first off and most importantly: smash, obviously. Handsomest wolf I've ever seen. 💖

Secondly, Hugo knows how to make me cave in five seconds! Less than that if he's feeling spicy!

[The background is a somewhat dimly lit area with shelves full of tools and mechanisms lining the wall; one or two people would recognize it as the workshop he converted his garage into. Just barely offscreen is some metal framework, not quite discernible past being something Big. Squinting at the blueprints in his hand is no help; the shape is impossible to identify specifically unless you're his co-conspirator Varian.]

talia was playing around with my phone a few months ago while i was working

i suppose it does not look that bad

[source]

Edited 2026-03-06 15:30 (UTC)

Thank you for taking on this VITAL service, Sweetie! And here we are again, my FAVE of fave times! Where I get to show you my GLORIOUS visage and you get to wail at the sky that I'm spoken for. It's okay, sweethearts, you can have a good cry over it!

[ooc: source]]

[Harumasa's grin is suspiciously reminiscent of Venti's. Just with more mischief somehow.]

Yep~! And now we're at nine minutes until launch~.

Fine. We're doing this again. Smartass remarks will be ignored.

[[ooc: source]]

I say this from a place of... something.

Take off the coat.

You're so welcome~! And, out of the greatest respect to your lucky partner, I'll simp for the Queen of Queens~.

Well, I would be remiss if I didn't take part in this. I would not wish to disappoint you.

Has the power of imagination truly died?

I could have sworn I saw a similar conversation on a site called Reddit how young women wearing stockings is much more attractive than girls showing their bare legs.

Was that incorrect?

It's correct, you just missed the entire spirit of what it actually means.

Using your imagination still needs something to guide it there.

I should point out that the very fact that you wish it to be removed is going beyond 'nonsexual compliment' as Harumasa previously stated.

Therefore, I have earned a 'Smash', as my audience now wants to see me disrobed.

I am not really one for pictures, but I suppose there's no harm in taking part.

And I could include something of my other form too.

[ source 1! & source 2! ]

I was, as the children say... "feeling cute".

[Oh, the vigor of youth!]

Gasp.

Well hello there. I am but a blushing maiden, but I must say...I would 'Smash'.

[He has. He already has.]

[IMMENSE AND INTENSE COUGHNG FIT AND SUDDEN HOT FLASH*

*it is not a hot flash the coyote is just suffering from how the hot pictures hit different when it's the person you're in fucking love with]

[UGH THAT GRIN. Jun's making an annoyed noise as he moves to try to quickly brainstorm what he needs and gather his belongings. Where the fuck is his bag-]

I'm going, I'm going - stop counting! Some earlier warning would've been nice, you know! I could've planned something.

[It's very clear he has not caught on that Haru did this on purpose to get him away]