text |un; mockingbird

[myriadeclipse]

WHO: Hugo and anyone
WHERE: Libra network
WHEN: October 4th
WHAT: It's Lycaon's birthday
WARNINGS: None, except Hugo.

Some of you may know Lycaon. It's his birthday today.

As much as I would love to let this go quietly, he has a habit of not mentioning these things to the people who might care to know. So please feel free to lavish him with well-wishes as you please. I won't be monitoring what's said.

Also. This isn't about giving him happy wishes for me. This is about revenge. He knows what he did.

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Text; un: lycaon

[paraselenic]

[What.]


What. Are you doing.

[myriadeclipse]

Exactly what it looks like. Now anyone who wishes to say something to you can feel free to give you well-wishes on this most important day.

A reminder that people care about you and all that.

[paraselenic]

[He knows what stirred this revenge post. He knows this is karma coming back to bite him after a month's reprieve. In hindsight, he should not be as surprised as he is.]

Do you have any idea how embarrassing this is?

[He does. Hugo absolutely does. The embarrassment is the point.]

Text | UN: HelplesslyWeak

[life_ethereal]

Oh, that's what I forgot to tell you.

Your present should be at your house's doorstep by now.

Happy birthday, Lycaon!

Text: UN:hotgoss

[bebest]

Happy birthday, my baby boy!!!!! I have a gift all ready for you. You should thank Hugo for making sure people know what a SPECIAL day this is.

(I am choosing to ignore the renege article, it doesn't fit into my narrative).

[paraselenic]

Sir Zulius... I

Thank you. Your well wishes could not make me happier.

As for thanking Hugo, I must refrain. He is doing this in revenge for forcing him to acknowledge and celebrate his own, and thanking him will only preen those wings of his.

[They flirt so weird, Zulius. Like. So...so weird.]

Since he stated he is not monitoring this, I suddenly feel very loose lipped about his own birthdate. It would be a shame if I were to utter it.

[paraselenic]

A gift? Harumasa.. you did not need to exert yourself for my sake, but I am no less thankful.

I will be sure to have Butler retrieve it now.

[You heard right, a certain Bangboo (the OG one) is here in the flesh! Metal? Whatever.]

text: un: trienemybest

[droptheious]

[ Oh! They flirt like he and Jun do!!! He gets it. ]

Ha ha. I see. What did he do?

And happy birthday, Lycaon!

[paraselenic]

Ah... Thank you, Varian.

[Hugo is truly devious. He's dying from all the attention. It's almost like this is the consequences of his actions!]

It was certainly nothing as..public as this.

[life_ethereal]

Oh, come on, you gave me a lovely gift for my birthday, and you had less time than I did to prepare! I hope you like it all the same.

Ohhh, Butler's here? Robin must be thrilled!

[paraselenic]

It was truly a shame, my memories had not fully awoken by that time. I will certainly have to capitalize on them now for future gifts.

[If he knew what he did when they awoke, his gift would have been much different. More elaborate, that's for sure. Things to think about for future holidays.]

That being said, I am quite touched. [He hasn't even seen it yet. Bro is NOT prepared.]

Yes, he arrived just this morning thanks to the skeleton visitor I had. Robin certainly chose quite the morning to spy on Bunbastion, so the news has not reached him just yet.

When that does happen...I'm sure you will know, even in Meropide.

[bebest]

Of course, Sweetie! Everyone deserves to have a lot of love and affection on their birthday. It's your special day!!!

OMG is that ALL? That's what he's so bent out of chap about. GURL, this is how we celebrate people's birthdays it's normal!

[ Guys why are you LIKE this?]

OMG. Babe. Tell me! I need to know! I'll send him a cake and some balloons! I'LL DO IT!

[droptheious]

You're welcome! Are you doing anything nice for it? Other than uh... doing this thing with Hugo.

[This thing. The flirting thing. This is something he and Jun would call a romantic evening so he's assuming the same applies to Hugo and Lycaon. ]

Well, that just means you CAN get him back in a public way when it's your turn.

[WHEN IT'S YOUR TURN, like this is so normal. ]

un: ZW | text

[wilder]

[paraselenic]

[Lycaon's finger hovers over the block button, intrusive thoughts being what they are. After a long pause, he pulls his finger away.

Not today, Satan.]

Thank you, Zelos. As...garish as the text is, the message still warms my heart.

[True, on both parts.]

private; then back to public

[paraselenic]

[He'll respect the poor bat's mental state a little.]

It is not entirely his fault. His past was not very kind to him, all things considered, which makes him celebrating it a bit of a mixed bag. I will gladly accept his ire today for my actions if it means he experienced one day where people let him know he was wanted.

His birthday was August 20th, but please. Keep that just between us. He nearly bolted at a party of three people, so it is best to take things very slow with him.

[And then he clicks off private. And he's back to putting on the 'offended' reaction.]

He has certainly accomplished his task of public humiliation, that I can be sure of.

[paraselenic]

I believe today I will make myself a cake. Perhaps as redemption for the cake from Sir Gilgamesh's event, but also I find the process calming. I received my bangboo from my past life, as well, so he will be a good assistant.

Other than that, I will be taking a trip out on Oct 6-7, and then on the eighth I will make my way to Meropide.

[Varian's not exactly wrong on any of those things. It's weird. They're all weird.]

I will have to think on how to get my own revenge. There are many holidays coming up that I can utilize.

[life_ethereal]

No worries at all! I still loved the gift. Next year will be a pretty big landmark anyway.

[He'll be the first person with Elemental Aptitude Regression Syndrome to live past 26. That's pretty significant.]

That's so ominous, but also so very true.

text; un: doordasher

[doublethumbsup]

AW DUDE HAPPY BIRTHDAY BUD :D :D

but thats super lame to use somebodys birthday as revenge
cmon man

[paraselenic]

Ah. Thank you Hermes. You are truly too kind.

[This post is so embarrassing. He was hoping it would just be a quiet day but HUGO HAD TO ANNOUNCE IT. He appreciates the well wishes, naturally but. BUT!]

If I am quite honest. I was the one who cast the first stone with his birthday. It is my comeuppance as it were.

[doublethumbsup]

birthdays are fun!
and you get cake


you ARE getting cake right?

[Uh oh.]

still tho
low blow other dude

[paraselenic]

As a matter of fact, I am. I'm making my own cake.

[That sounds...incredibly bad when said like that.]

I find making cakes soothing.

Please do not let Hugo's antics worry you. In some ways, I think this is his way of...helping me celebrate.

As irritating as it is.

voice; un: antiva

[mmmleather]

Oh? Is that so?

Then perhaps the esteemed man of the hour would enjoy dinner. As a form of celebration.

[doublethumbsup]

ok but
u should also GET a cake
cupcake??
where r u rn?

[It really does. They feel like they need to rectify this problem.]

uhhhhh if ur sure dude
ok then

[paraselenic]

Ah, you really do not need to, Hermes. But I am at my house if you would like to visit.

[The coordinates are sent to them. It's in a nice area near Blue Fish Lake. It's not a place for apartments--its a whole house.]

I'm sure. I will be getting him back for this.

[They flirt...really weirdly, Hermes. REALLY weirdly.]