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kaisou2025-04-15 07:17 pm
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UN: Zodiac | Midmonth Post
WHO: Everyone!
WHERE: Libra App
WHEN: April 15th
WHAT: Zodiac Network Post
WARNINGS: None!
[We've reached the second half of April. The weather will continue to be warm and pleasant. There's still easter eggs all over the city, with some of them now doing even stranger things. Everyone's devices will emit a soothing wind chime sound as a new Zodiac post appears. The chime will sound even if you have your phone turned off or on silent, and will not stop until you read their messsage and comment to it.]
Lighter has joined the app. Say hi everyone!
[The post then continues on as... normal?]
Hello. Thank you for using the Libra App.
So. Easter. That was wild, huh? Congrats on not ruining the lives of many children who hang all their hopes on finding chocolate eggs in unhygienic places, teaching them that they can just expect to find whatever they want on the ground. For free. Great lesson! Also there was stuff with rabbits, but we're ignoring that. It's dumb.
What else? Something something spooky green gates that demons fall out of yadda yadda yadda. If you need a corporate shmuck to tell you not to touch the magic hole with demons falling out of it, then you're way beyond any reasonable help. Apparently there's a list of crap you can get from it and Zodiac will pay you for it, but you can come and read that in reception. The walk'll do you good, especially if you've been gorging yourself on magic rabbit eggs.
There's some lists here from Janet but I'm already bored of this. Speaking of, I am gonna take this opportunity to make a confession. I, Jarry, am the one who killed Janet's ugly cactus. It prickled me when I walked past it once so I poured Gatorade into it and it died. Man, it feels GOOD to get that off my chest. May that be a lesson to you all, confession is GOOD.
[That was... unusual. Probably nothing to worry about, though.]

This post is sponsored by Sugar & Stars! Because I lost that piece of paper and threw a dart at a map of the city. Enjoy their candy or whatever it is they sell.
[Users will have the option to choose their own display names and user pics if they haven't already. If nothing is chosen, the app will use their real name and a quick photo taken of them from their camera's phone. Like always, there'll be no responses from Zodiac. And as always, feel free to keep backtagging the event logs! ]
WHERE: Libra App
WHEN: April 15th
WHAT: Zodiac Network Post
WARNINGS: None!
[We've reached the second half of April. The weather will continue to be warm and pleasant. There's still easter eggs all over the city, with some of them now doing even stranger things. Everyone's devices will emit a soothing wind chime sound as a new Zodiac post appears. The chime will sound even if you have your phone turned off or on silent, and will not stop until you read their messsage and comment to it.]
Lighter has joined the app. Say hi everyone!
[The post then continues on as... normal?]
Hello. Thank you for using the Libra App.
So. Easter. That was wild, huh? Congrats on not ruining the lives of many children who hang all their hopes on finding chocolate eggs in unhygienic places, teaching them that they can just expect to find whatever they want on the ground. For free. Great lesson! Also there was stuff with rabbits, but we're ignoring that. It's dumb.
What else? Something something spooky green gates that demons fall out of yadda yadda yadda. If you need a corporate shmuck to tell you not to touch the magic hole with demons falling out of it, then you're way beyond any reasonable help. Apparently there's a list of crap you can get from it and Zodiac will pay you for it, but you can come and read that in reception. The walk'll do you good, especially if you've been gorging yourself on magic rabbit eggs.
There's some lists here from Janet but I'm already bored of this. Speaking of, I am gonna take this opportunity to make a confession. I, Jarry, am the one who killed Janet's ugly cactus. It prickled me when I walked past it once so I poured Gatorade into it and it died. Man, it feels GOOD to get that off my chest. May that be a lesson to you all, confession is GOOD.
[That was... unusual. Probably nothing to worry about, though.]

This post is sponsored by Sugar & Stars! Because I lost that piece of paper and threw a dart at a map of the city. Enjoy their candy or whatever it is they sell.
[Users will have the option to choose their own display names and user pics if they haven't already. If nothing is chosen, the app will use their real name and a quick photo taken of them from their camera's phone. Like always, there'll be no responses from Zodiac. And as always, feel free to keep backtagging the event logs! ]

text: UN:idontcare
Truly, you are an inspiration to us all. We should all learn to be... more Jarry.
text; un: photocutie
text: UN:idontcare
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[he hlep :D]
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text | un: et_machina
un: wilder | text
Someone killed Jarry and is doing a bad impression of him. Do we all agree that's what's going on?
UN: CamCotton
[grandma no don't enable this]
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Maybe even more.
There's quite a few posts to be made after all...
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So what, this might be a jarry clone that's gone awry?
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It's quite a tragedy each time...
[jarry is shouting across the building at this old woman as they SPEAK]
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text: UN:idontcare
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[She is absolutely trolling him.]
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[ CAN he? ]
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[She's going to give Jarry a gift card for this since she knows at least one person on the app is going to take her seriously.]