I'm taking you to In'n'Out next. Or Skyline. I will make you eat a Three-Way or an Animal-Style fries.

[ he's grinning like an asshole as he moves to cross one leg over the other, in a sweeping motion, aiming to knock gil off-balance. ]

And rude, he doesn't forge his documents! He wouldn't do such a thing!

He just knows a guy! ...Several guys, probably, his social circle is huge.
I just met one of his weird friends recently. Guy sounds Czech. But he's like. From another planet or something.