I— ... wait, really?

[Someone… wants to help him? Someone is actually listening to him???

THIS IS A NEW, INCREDIBLE DEVELOPMENT.]

Sure! Um. I guess if you can send me your rates I can try to make sure something gets allocated— you’ll have to give me a day, maybe. I need to find someone who can print these all out, first.

Maybe... a thousand apiece, to start out with? The people here seem like they’d be repeat offenders.