There's plenty of shit people need that's gotta be paid for, idiot. Food, service, utilities, commissions, you name it. Are you gonna be the guy who tells someone who's your friend making shit this crazy for you "oh sure I'll just take it free and piss on the work you put in"?

[Extremely short pause for dramatic effect.]

Yeah, I didn't think so. So, don't let any asshole try and pull that on you. Jesus Christ, I swear...