[He has no idea he's playing right into the family resemblance. Though the correct answer is given, he's more interested in the ID, which looks legitimate enough.]

... There's no need. I remember your name coming up before. [Because, yeah, he'd looked up his shithead sperm donor of a father. Why wouldn't he?

He lets out a long, drawn-out sigh. This isn't a trap. If anything, this is better than Asch walking in and awkwardly trying to introduce himself, because even he knows he's not good at social things.]

All right, fine. I believe you. [With Zelos mentioning he has a half-sister, that means there's at least four Wilder kids that he knows of (himself included)... What the hell is wrong with this man's family?] Come on, then... Show me inside. I'm sure this can't be worse than whatever weird cult that guy was running before he went off the radar.