[Edward, returning to the Goodwill with a slightly gobsmacked expression (and a Suicune chilling right outside, Yarny and a chef rat riding in her majestic mane), blinks in surprise at the two cat-featured fellows arguing in his vicinity.

He comes over. Takes a look at what they're looking at.]

...aye, they'll give you a few hundred dollars win or lose. If you win, though, you're like to get something unexpected.

[He looks them both over, then:] Let me guess, lads, you're both new here? Most people I know treat this Goodwill as normal 'round here.