⚙ // voice; un: hextechnician

[hexcrafter]

WHO: Viktor + open
WHERE: Libra
WHEN: 3/6
WHAT: Sometimes you sign up just to file a complaint.
WARNINGS: None yet.

[A lot of you probably know this voice--either from Zodiac, around the University, or in several cases from your very own DnD campaign. Today, however? He sounds really annoyed.]

So where can I find the person responsible for the University being in a tree- [HAITHAM,] -and who do I talk to about installing an elevator?

Comments

voice | un: chaosraccoon

[actnormal]

[??????]

Viktor?! What the fuck!?

[Caleb rarely swears like that but. Like. This calls for that.]

1/4

[illucesco]

[Just scrolling sleepily through his feed while camping in Hyrule (willingly! what a concept!) and—]

2/4

[illucesco]

[hexcrafter]

Yes, hello Caleb, not quite an answer to my question.

3/4

[illucesco]

[out loud:] Again?

4/4; un: midnightfishing

[illucesco]

Viktor, what the hell.

voice: un: trienemybest

[droptheious]

[ Well, this is someone he never expected to see on here! ]

...Viktor? You got onto the app? [Bro what??? ] Also uh. I think it just... happened? The tree thing. Overnight. Weird Kaisou magic, y'know? I'd offer to help with the elevator thing but me and heights don't go so well together.

[hexcrafter]

What? The University is in a tree, Noctis, I can barely manage stairs.

[NOT THE POINT,]

[actnormal]

Dude, I think "what the heck are you doing on the app for supernatural people" is more pressing?!

un: yiling

[conseqweinces]

[Hey Viktor, it's your favorite guy!]

Wow, so this is what it'd take for the reality to come out!

[hexcrafter]

Some people are nearly impossible to reach. I had to resort to desperate measures.

[emailing janet.]

Voice | HelplesslyWeak

[life_ethereal]

[Harumasa is literally, and hilariously, the only one from the D&D group who isn't at all surprised to see that Viktor has been able to see the weird shit this whole time. Mostly because he's possibly the only one who ever asked Viktor where he worked.]

Heeeeey, Viktor~! I was wondering when you'd show up on here. I dunno who you have to talk to for that, but I hope he's on here and can see this!

[hexcrafter]

Well, of course. Why do you think I am always ready with backup dates for our sessions? I can see the demon realm out the window, or whatever other such associated mad dimensions decide to spawn across the city at a given time.

[illucesco]

I—Did you not call the Dean, I think somebody in the office is on the app—not the point, what are you doing on the app.

[A beat. Hang on.]

Okay, hang on, I need to text you something. Don't freak out and just trust me. [Words you love to hear from one of your players hahaha. Anyway Viktor's getting a link to Gemini in his private DMs and a note to not mention it on Libra.]

[actnormal]

And you didn't say anything?!

voice | UN: Flamelord420

[replicannot]

Apparently, it’s just a magic thing. The city does that now?

[he knows; it’s a pain]

An elevator would be nice, though.

[hexcrafter]

Eh, I've been going out of my way to stay off of the network for years. But this is a bit too dire of a situation to not use every avenue of communication.

[hexcrafter]

I have no idea what you mean.

[hexcrafter]

Oh, it's done this sort of thing for years.

[calm as fuckin anything]

I could likely build one, or at least design it. But some cooperation would be nice.

[life_ethereal]

That's true! Especially when you don't have anything that can help get you up there without issue. Like, I dunno, teleporting. I've never been so glad to not be in college right now.

voice | un: et_machina

[deusversusmachina]

[Ah, it's her favorite science twink. Her day has improved.]

Hello Viktor. Did you finally get on Janet's bad side, or did you willingly sign up just to file a complaint?

[conseqweinces]

I knew there were some things you were privy to about the supernatural. Now I know you just have to be massively inconvenienced to get the word out!

At least there's a ramp on the way up to the Universi-tree!

[WUXIAN.]

[hexcrafter]

Why are you surprised? Did Harumasa never mention I work for Zodiac?

[just gonna take that link with a thumbs up emoji becuse he understands covert shit when he sees it]

[hexcrafter]

...No? If I thought the rest of you truly needed my help, that would be one thing. But you all seemed to have the constant catastrophes well enough in hand.

[hexcrafter]

The latter, of course. 'Willingly' is a strong word, but close enough.