kaisou | video | un: earthking

WHO: Amaimon & You
WHERE: Libra
WHEN: End of Feburary
WHAT: Amaimon says hello.
WARNINGS: None yet!

[ video | un: earthking ]

[crunch crunch crunch...

the sounds of someone crunching loud and seemingly without any care to his teeth or anyone who might be around him are the first things heard on this broadcast. the video starts when someone finally moves his thumb away from the camera to reveal the cruncher himself. greenish hair, eyebags that look almost concerning, pointed ears, and sharp teeth are just some of the few details that might indicate this guy is probably weird. between his lips is the remains of a lollipop stick that he still continues to chew on.

amaimon studies the screen, his sharpened thumb nail tapping audibly at the screen before he finally refocuses on his new task. when he speaks his voice is monotone and flat, almost distracted.]

Ah, hello. I've been watching everyone here for... a month? Maybe less, maybe not everyone. I'm not like my brother, he always knows more than I do. Can't be helped, I guess.

[rolling the lollipop stick between his teeth, contemplative.]

I'm Amaimon, the Demon King of Earth... but this earth feels strange. I'm not sure yet, ah...

[he spits out the lollipop stick before popping another one in his mouth and - crunch

crunch, crunch... ]

Guess I'll figure it out.

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Demon King? Wow, that sounds pretty cool, if also kind of a lot. [The entire Earth? March is barely queen of her bedroom.] This world is pretty strange! But it's no stranger than others, it's just...

[She pauses, trying to figure out how to articulate this.]

There's like, a whole other realm attached to it.

It is, yeah.

[pretty cool, of course.]

The earth has always been like that. Other realms, spaces outside time...

Never been affected like this before, though. Annoying.

Your earth? Is it anything like this one?

[A hum.]

It's not that annoying. I like this place, it's been mostly a good time.

[Some people might see "Demon King" and decide maybe they shouldn't poke a bear, but Jax will never take the smart route in any way shape or form. With all the amusement in the world:]

Yeah? You been watching us? Did you get your rocks off from it? Bet you did. You a little freaky like that, Demon King?

Edited 2025-02-26 19:32 (UTC)

Probably, yeah. I haven't been on this continent in a while, though... hard to say if it'll be like this when I go back.

[whenever THAT is...]

Why would that matter to me?

Only when it interests me.

[more crunching]

Are you volunteering?

Cool. You should see what happens when a gate opens. That's when people are actually interesting.

[He laughs.]

Nah, I make my own fun, I can't be responsible for other people's. I'm a busy guy, y'know?

What kind of fun? Tell me.

[the crunching has stopped. congrats, jax you have his attention now.]

Go on.

[He will regret this, but at this present time he's too stupid to realise that. ]

Oh, you know. Messing up people's day, pranks, mockery, general annoyances. Whatever makes the day go quicker.

Those things do sound pretty fun.

[although, his definition of fun versus jax's is probably wildly different...]

Have you ever played tag?

...how long has it been since you were on this continent?

Why would what matter? Having a good time? Liking this place? I mean, it kinda grows on you, if you stay around long enough! And you'll probably be staying a while, I've been here since last June.

See? You can have a great time in this place if you know what you're doing.

[ There's a long fucking pause here. ]

...Like... when I was a seven??? That's a kid's game.

Dunno... Few hundred years?

[this should be taken with a grain of salt because he really has no idea. it's all land formations separated by bodies of water to him.]

No, why would you liking this place matter to me? Our experiences here could be super different, you know.

Hmm... Then it should be easy for you, yeah?

Since you already know how to play.

...Yeah, see, no. I'm not playing tag. I'm an adult.

You will because it'll be fun for me.

Or maybe hide and seek... That would be better, yeah. I'll even give you a head start. That's pretty nice of me, don't you think?

What? No. I'm not playing some bulls

t kids game with you. Like, geez how old are you? Five?

Seriously? Are you like, one of those super-old immortals who's seen all the really important historical events?

[Why would it, indeed.]

Okay, yeah, it could be different, but there could be things that're the same. Like—oh! There's a boba tea place, they make drinks that taste really good, and they're trying out this thing where they use straws made from rice. So you can eat the straw the same way you're eating lollipop sticks!

Ah... I don't really care about stuff like that. Maybe there's some stuff I've seen, but it's been pretty boring up until recently.

[new food mention has his attention]

Boba tea? What's that?

[interesting little curse you've got there, jax.]

I'm not giving you a choice. We'll play games until I'm bored of you... ah, but don't worry. Brother would be upset with me if I hurt anyone here, probably.

Good luck.

[ It's a nightmare don't draw attention to it, he hates it. ]

Hah, no. That's not how this works. People don't play games with me. F

ck off you little freakazoid.

[don't worry, jax. when he finds you then you can show this freaky demon king allllll the games you love to play.]

[HARD PASS. ]

Until recently? Why, what's happened recently that's been so exciting?

[She nods.]

It's iced tea with milk and sinkers! And you can ask for specific flavors, like an iced matcha tea with tapioca pearls, or wintermelon with coffee jelly. Part of the fun is mixing and matching flavors!

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