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kaisou2025-01-06 09:57 pm
blueeyeswhitedoppelganger) wrote in kaisou2025-01-06 09:57 pm
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WHO: Noa Kaiba + the Internet
WHERE: Libra
WHEN: Early January
WHAT: A Video Call. Help us obi-wan kesnowbi....
WARNINGS: None
[UN: TITHOES - VIDEO]
[It may take a moment to clearly see what's on the screen. It's dark- like a play fort, the inside of a tent-
Like a cave, lit by candles, but the candles appear to largely be scattered LED lights from plastic pumpkins and christmas lights.
...
Yes, this is definitely a cave with mixed decor, lit by plastic pumpkins and christmas lights, and that is definitely a human-headed cougar on the camera.]
If anyone, [drawls the deep, almost charismatic voice] Is able to melt mass amounts of snow quickly without drowning us-
[Noa is cut off by a plaintive groan, as a large shadowy lump beside him reveals itself to be a bear, snuffling onto the screen.
He simply presses a paw to her face to get her somewhat off camera.] I am working on it.
Now then, if someone can get rid of mass amounts of snow, [he continues, the sad bear moans continuing in the background,] We are stuck.
[And unfortunately, as he found out the hard way, trying to thaw his way out from the inside means meltwater INSIDE.]
WHERE: Libra
WHEN: Early January
WHAT: A Video Call. Help us obi-wan kesnowbi....
WARNINGS: None
[UN: TITHOES - VIDEO]
[It may take a moment to clearly see what's on the screen. It's dark- like a play fort, the inside of a tent-
Like a cave, lit by candles, but the candles appear to largely be scattered LED lights from plastic pumpkins and christmas lights.
...
Yes, this is definitely a cave with mixed decor, lit by plastic pumpkins and christmas lights, and that is definitely a human-headed cougar on the camera.]
If anyone, [drawls the deep, almost charismatic voice] Is able to melt mass amounts of snow quickly without drowning us-
[Noa is cut off by a plaintive groan, as a large shadowy lump beside him reveals itself to be a bear, snuffling onto the screen.
He simply presses a paw to her face to get her somewhat off camera.] I am working on it.
Now then, if someone can get rid of mass amounts of snow, [he continues, the sad bear moans continuing in the background,] We are stuck.
[And unfortunately, as he found out the hard way, trying to thaw his way out from the inside means meltwater INSIDE.]
un: speeddemon | video
[Only the important questions!]
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[AKA Yugo has firebending now.]
un: steadyflame
[Oh, that's his "this is not open to negotiation" voice.]
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[Considering it. Considering it.
The bear looks hopeful.] I was ready to say 'probably not', but supervision might change that yes.
And I do need this before sundown, in the end.
[MOM HAS A DEADLINE.]
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You didn't have to announce it to everyone!
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[He's still annoyed at Shio outing him over the curtain incident, but there are bigger problems at hand!]
voice; un: theprofessional
Might take a little time, though.
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[He has a fantastic talent for deadpan, as usual.]
Mmm. Any progress made is more than nothing, and I do need to give an offering before midnight, so I'll take it.
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[Since, you know, it might go faster if the snow is being moved,]
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Nice bear, by the way.
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If I could, I would do it here, but she receives it via running water. Thank you in advance, though. I owe you some good bread.
[Anyway, oh yes, the bear.
He glances back at her.] Mm. I took pity on her, I'd won the den fairly before fall but...I suppose something happened to her new one.
She seems willing to share now I suppose...