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Jonathan Joestar ([personal profile] standless) wrote in [community profile] kaisou 2024-08-28 12:54 pm (UTC)

The Crystal Gardens! It was a sort of museum park, absolutely fascinating, particularly with all the leaps and bounds in paleontology made even in the years between it and myself! You see, they made these fantastic sculptures, meant to depict the various creatures of the fossil eras at their full scale! Let alone what I've seen in the museums now of course! [That's a 'yes' to museums!]

...It's simply that, well, unfortunately there was quite a lot unknown about just how creatures functioned, so the actual sculptures were in a few cases quite inaccurate. Megalosaurus was on all fours! [Suffice to say, Megalosaurus is more t-rexy.]

Ah! Oh, goodness no! Actually I'm somewhat honor-bound to combat such creatures..! No, no, it would be more accurate to say I got myself rather...stuck? On the way upwards? Indeed I should have perished just a decade short the 20th century, but my spirit managed to get itself quite lodged in a few things...Ultimately it was just a few years ago when I woke up in this particular one!

[He's carefully not including the part where the century long gap of time involved a ghost coma locked in his headless-bodysnatched corpse. Everyone seems to sort of zone out and not know what to say after that part!]

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