wiseoldbartender: (Well it's just the business of life)
Husk ([personal profile] wiseoldbartender) wrote in [community profile] kaisou2024-06-05 08:53 pm

Text: UN:bar_cat75

WHO: Husk and you (with likely cameos from Jinwoo and Lapis)
WHERE: Network: Gemini- also Lapis & Jinwoo's home.
WHEN: 5th June
WHAT: Husk's bear in the bed comes home to roost.
WARNINGS: Swearing. Always. Probably alcoholism mentions.

[Husk has been spending time since the Douman incident with Jinwoo and Lapis. Largely because he wants to keep an eye on his daughter after what was a wholly traumatic experience for her, he doesn't want her backsliding any. But he's also two months behind on rent for his shithole of an apartment thanks to the Order not paying them, and this is easier than trying to dodge his landlord. It's... fine. He's stayed in worse places and he's even started tolerating Jinwoo's entire existence!

Which is to say when he wakes up to a fucking bear in his bed, the first place that his mind goes to is Tank and the stupid boy having summoned the damn thing. He groans, pushing his face into the pillow for a moment as the new pangs of the latest hangover start to seep into the back of his skull. He calls out as the bear starts snuffling at his ears.]


JINWOO! COME AND GET YOUR STUPID FUCKIN' BEAR!

[The shouting clearly upset the definitely-not-Tank-bear as it roars at Husk, bearing its teeth. Given that's something Tank has never actually done to Husk, it's enough to bring full wakefulness to the demon as he opens one eye and- oh shit that's an actual fuckin' bear!

Not really wanting to anger it any more, given it's sitting RIGHT ON TOP OF HIM AND SNARLING- Husk carefully reaches out to grab his phone. He meant to just text Lapis, but Gemini is open and he can't really see the screen that well, so- ]


Fckn BEAR! Im my room!!! Cme get it!!11!!

[He can SURVIVE a bear attack, he knows that much now. But he'd also rather... not have to. Regeneration is a suck-ass painful affair. So, he'll just call the cavalry instead. He just doesn't realise it's the whole ass Gemini network, oops.]
fiddlestick: (elliot155)

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[personal profile] fiddlestick 2024-06-05 09:35 pm (UTC)(link)
[Well. That sure is a text message to get on your phone during a break. Unfortunately for Husk, Elliot does not realize Husk is talking about a literal bear and just--

Why. Just why. ]


What the heck, Husk? If you're going to sext, at least use a filter!!
Edited 2024-06-05 21:35 (UTC)
lowestclass: <user name=lowestclass> (117)

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[personal profile] lowestclass 2024-06-05 09:38 pm (UTC)(link)
???

what are you talking about, Tank's right here.
Edited 2024-06-05 21:38 (UTC)
jackdawvision: (say my goodbyes to thee)

text; un: captainkenway; failed private

[personal profile] jackdawvision 2024-06-05 09:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Give me a minute to give the conductor the slip, I’ll get my guns and come take it out for you!
fiddlestick: (elliot122)

[personal profile] fiddlestick 2024-06-05 09:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Edward.
crisantemo: (you sit and stay)

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[personal profile] crisantemo 2024-06-05 09:44 pm (UTC)(link)
rip edward, can i have your guns

also don't hurt them!!
hoshikiri: (🌦️ land waker.)

[personal profile] hoshikiri 2024-06-05 09:44 pm (UTC)(link)
[Stares at you for a long time.]
jackdawvision: (there; after all we've seen)

[personal profile] jackdawvision 2024-06-05 09:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Bloody fucking hell the private filter didn’t toggle on.

I won’t take too long!
jackdawvision: (oh there's a mountain that)

[personal profile] jackdawvision 2024-06-05 09:46 pm (UTC)(link)
You don’t want me to hurt the bear??
jackdawvision: (cause i've been living in a half life)

[personal profile] jackdawvision 2024-06-05 09:48 pm (UTC)(link)
[Do you ever just get so excited to finally get to do a little violence that you forget to check you toggled the private filter on? Yeah. Yeah.]

…have you never tasted bear jerky before?
crisantemo: (train your soul)

[personal profile] crisantemo 2024-06-05 09:48 pm (UTC)(link)
im gonna try to calm it down

also im not making jerky AGAIN
Edited 2024-06-05 21:49 (UTC)
crisantemo: (justifying the ends)

BEAR

[personal profile] crisantemo 2024-06-05 09:50 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Huh, Husk is yelling about something... Well, maybe it's fine -

Oh new Gemini post. From her dad.

"Fckn BEAR! Im my room!!! Cme get it!!11!!

H u h.

It's not Tank, Jinwoo has already texted to confirm that so -

- Time to go to Husk's room and wowie that sure is an actual bear! ]


Oh. Oh, that's a bear. [ Helpful. ] Just... Just stay quiet and don't move, you'll make it mad...er. Madder.
jackdawvision: (maybe when our hearts've realigned)

[personal profile] jackdawvision 2024-06-05 09:52 pm (UTC)(link)
It’s a bear, how do you calm it down? Wave venison in front of it?
jackdawvision: (i am gonna see you there)

[personal profile] jackdawvision 2024-06-05 09:52 pm (UTC)(link)
conductor found me
crisantemo: (train your soul)

[personal profile] crisantemo 2024-06-05 09:53 pm (UTC)(link)
if i have to yes

i'll think of something just don't shoot it. though i doubt elliot is going to let you leave anytime soon
fiddlestick: (elliot112)

[personal profile] fiddlestick 2024-06-05 09:55 pm (UTC)(link)
They sure didn't!

And I think not. Lapis can surely deal with the bear.
hoshikiri: (🌦️ pulse of life.)

[personal profile] hoshikiri 2024-06-05 09:56 pm (UTC)(link)
[Takame has too much social anxiety to make sure his filters aren't constantly on. Oh wait you were talking about on the apps.]

Bear, tiger, taoquan, and many other types must be made. 'Tis quick rations to be made for an adventurer. However, at the moment do we not have performance to perfect? [He is now looking at Elliot's reply.]
fiddlestick: (oh no)

[personal profile] fiddlestick 2024-06-05 09:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh.

[There's a pause as he's deeply confused to how there's a BEAR in Husk's room... but he decides to shrug it off as yet another instance of Husk's terrible luck.]

Good luck with that. Lapis, if you guys need healing, I'll be at the Vogue.
lowestclass: (112)

[personal profile] lowestclass 2024-06-05 09:59 pm (UTC)(link)
second??

oh

OH.
oh fuck
ok im getting lapis we are otw please sit tight


[ HOW DID A BEAR GET IN, HUSK ]
soulreleaser: (14)

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[personal profile] soulreleaser 2024-06-05 10:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Is there something truly troubling about a mere bear, Sir Dad? Is it a Dire Bear?
drewthetower: (Drew the Tower)

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[personal profile] drewthetower 2024-06-05 10:01 pm (UTC)(link)
goddammit the wildlife reserve will hang up on my ass if I mention a bear in Kaisou

again

can we PLEASE fucking stop with the bears??
lowestclass: these icons were either made for me (116)

[personal profile] lowestclass 2024-06-05 10:01 pm (UTC)(link)
[ ok so like he'd definitely started this thing out wrong but the moment he got a second text he was running to get lapis

to which this is where they are now

standing and... staring at a bear in Husk's room... ]


...How did it even get in here. [ he mutters this, the most confused he'd ever felt ]

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