[Wei Wuxian is gonna make him list the levels.]

Is Vergil the boyfriend? And who's right after him anyway? How far apart are the tiers? There are layers here, I want to know all of them.

[He doesn't want to that bad he's just being a shit stirrer.]

Sure, but I hope he doesn't wait until I'm done with all of them! Then what am I gonna do, drink water while we wait for him to text back?

[It's 50/50 on whether he's been drinking water or not, considering that he's mostly coherent right now it seems like he has but who knows.]