Gemini Live

[killerapp]

WHO: Yuuki
WHERE: Gemini App
WHEN: End of May
WHAT: Introducing the new app!
WARNINGS: Whatever you bring with you. So probably swearing.

[Early one day, at the end of May, everyone currently using the Zodiac app will get an email from one shnioyuu[at]gmail.com (with a cc to azalea[at]pokego.com or whatever domain they use for their official email addresses). The body of the email is pretty straightforward]

Click the link if you want to stick it to Zodiac

[The aforementioned link will take you to a download for the new app: Gemini.

The landing page is pretty nice, for what is clearly a work in progress, and after you download and make your account (and read over the terms of service to make sure this little hacker isn't data scraping (he isn't)), you're greeted by the only time any of you people will see Yuuki use proper capitalization.]

un: shinope

Welcome to Gemini. We're still a work in progress but I'm not Zodiac so that's already putting me ahead of the other app.

This seriously would not have been possible without a lot of help because I'm a code guy not a hardware guy. Here is a list of everyone who helped.

[The list starts off with "Gil" because....Gil funded this entire thing, but everyone else who helped is listed!

See, Yuuki can be nice.

Mostly thanks to his Normin insisting he have a page for this.]

Comments

un: midnightfishing

[illucesco]

hey you’re doing great! no grievous bugs yet on this side, so already we’re doing better than zodiac and at least two other companies i won’t be naming here.

[Something of a small miracle, that, especially when he thinks about more expensive games that rolled out buggy as all hell on day one.]

text | un: shinope

[killerapp]

as long as we fixed the damn external links crash the app bug ill take it at this point

un: yiling

[conseqweinces]

don't forget to submit your bug reports to someone who isn't me, everyone <(￣︶￣)>

[killerapp]

we have a link for that Wuxian

[illucesco]

seems to work for me rn but i have every extension on my browser turned off atm as a control. gonna turn my adblocker back on and see if the external link crash happens again.

[killerapp]

swear to god if it does im going to the spirit realm and never coming back

[conseqweinces]

right so i'll leave them to you and noct

[killerapp]

dont make me get Dan Heng

[illucesco]

[Less than a minute later:]

text | UN: Inazuma

[eiternity]

Thank you for all your hard work.

I’m happy we were able to make this a success.

[killerapp]

thank god

[killerapp]

this would still be in the planning stages if you didnt help. im just glad we got it working finally.

[conseqweinces]

〣( ºΔº )〣

that's cruel and you know it!!!!

[illucesco]

ngl if it hadn’t worked i would’ve just become a seal for the whole day.

[eiternity]

It is one step closer to freedom from the Black Order.

I am happy I was able to assist.

[killerapp]

suffer

Not Here...........................................Yet

[heng_like_a_dragon]

[Do you feel that, Wei Wuxian? That chill in your back, that feeling of someone walking across your grave....

It's the shadow of Dan Heng and he is always watching, ready to deal out a private message with the two words you dread most to hear from him.]

[conseqweinces]

[WEH.]

[conseqweinces]

don't forget to submit your bug reports through the link, everyone (￣ヘ￣)

text

[ampersand_me]

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... and that, ladies and gentlemen, is why Knuckles shouldn't be using the text function of any app.

un: violetsmoke; text

[infezione]

Finally I can more or less post freely again.

[killerapp]

go crazy go stupid just not too stupid

[Crimes. He means don't post your crimes.]

[infezione]

Only the approved varieties of stupid ✨

text; un: blade

[unreachableside]

This... is good.

I knew I could leave it in your hands.

un: vinviv

[mehjin]

oooo fancy

gj 👍