voice; un: livefromkaisou

[honestyandpluck]

WHO: Lucy Westenra and the network!
WHERE: radio station!
WHEN: sometime in late March.
WHAT: exorcism required. no, not for the demon, it's a long story.
WARNINGS: ...tamagotchi death?

Is there anyone here who can perform an exorcism? I talked my cousin into letting me raise her tamagotchi, but I forgot it at the station and it, ah, may have died there.

[She sounds very embarrassed about this.]

Now the station's haunted and the poor thing's rather irked at me for killing it, and I'm afraid I'm no expert in how to exorcise a digital ghost from our equipment.

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Voice

[thewarriorqueen]

"I am so sorry. If I had known..."

This wasn't the first time she'd apologized; it probably wouldn't be the last.

[honestyandpluck]

It really isn't your fault! I should've been more mindful where I put the thing, really.

[thewarriorqueen]

"Don't those things die sooner or later anyway no matter what you do?"

Maybe you're just bad at videogames, Meredith.

voice | un: lastlullaby

[end_singer]

You may be in luck. I do not know what a tamagotchi is, but the dead are my realm of expertise, so I may be of some assistance.

voice;

[honestyandpluck]

You would? Oh, thank you! Yes, I would dearly love some assistance, it's gotten into the equipment and our audio has been turning out so terribly as a result.

Do you need an address?

[honestyandpluck]

...nnnno, not if you care for them consistently. It's like a houseplant, you have to pay attention to it so it doesn't die.

[thewarriorqueen]

"Houseplants don't need you to stop to take care of them in the middle of meetings. Or even every day."

[honestyandpluck]

I'm afraid that's a feature of pets, they're generally quite fussy. Even the digital versions.

But never mind that, the ghost keeps messing with the audio and telling people I've killed it, which is—true, but it would be nice if it didn't say that during broadcasts!

[thewarriorqueen]

"There's fussy and there's dying if you don't clean up its poop within five minutes."

She was going to be stubborn about this, yes. Even the griffin was lower maintenance than that toy!

"Well, there ought to be someone on this app who knows how to deal with a ghost like that, right?"

[end_singer]

Yes, that would be helpful. I am not well-versed in the layout and navigation of cities, so the map on my phone is invaluable for this sort of thing.