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[blueeyeswhitedoppelganger]

WHO: Noa Kaiba + the Internet
WHERE: Libra
WHEN: Early January
WHAT: A Video Call. Help us obi-wan kesnowbi....
WARNINGS: None

[UN: TITHOES - VIDEO]

[It may take a moment to clearly see what's on the screen. It's dark- like a play fort, the inside of a tent-

Like a cave, lit by candles, but the candles appear to largely be scattered LED lights from plastic pumpkins and christmas lights.

...

Yes, this is definitely a cave with mixed decor, lit by plastic pumpkins and christmas lights, and that is definitely a human-headed cougar on the camera.]

If anyone, [drawls the deep, almost charismatic voice] Is able to melt mass amounts of snow quickly without drowning us-

[Noa is cut off by a plaintive groan, as a large shadowy lump beside him reveals itself to be a bear, snuffling onto the screen.

He simply presses a paw to her face to get her somewhat off camera.] I am working on it.

Now then, if someone can get rid of mass amounts of snow, [he continues, the sad bear moans continuing in the background,] We are stuck.

[And unfortunately, as he found out the hard way, trying to thaw his way out from the inside means meltwater INSIDE.]