Surely your favorite court jester deserves a little leniency, your grace?

[ he does a flourishing little bow and everything, even while he's sitting, cross legged on gil's counter, box of crackers under one arm, glasses in the other hand. ]

And no, no. That's not at all what I'm saying! Honestly, I had a hard time deciding between these and what Im pretty sure are solid gold goblets you have up there.