Unfortunately for you, I'm a king, so we're talking divine right and not democratic input.

[ he looks over his shoulder from where he's nudging the fridge shut with his purloined cheese, eyes narrowed. ]

Of course it's real crystal. I'm who I am as a person and you think that I'm going to skimp on the quality of my glassware? Just go 'fuck it, Party City will do' over glasses in particular?