[ crraaaaaap, he was caught. He makes a little 'hiiieek, hee' noise as he tries to duck down, but. He's being waved at. It's too late. Sigh!!! Time to put a leg over the window and hop out to join the pair. ]

That's so mean. Of course I went to college! I went to college on scolarship [ he puts a POP on the P noise ] and everything. Business Degree! I just. You know. Was uh. Forced to drop out. Lllllong story. So boring!