You're in the Vogue, lad, and you shouldn't be up here!

[Yes he climbs up to these heights all the time but that's different, Edward's good at falling, this boy looks like he'd crack his skull open if he took a bad fall. He reaches out a hand to try and steady him so he doesn't sway off the beam they're sitting on.]

Devil curse me, I ought to have put my foot down about haystacks backstage. [Can't yeet the kid into a haystack if there's no damn haystacks to soften the landing.] I can get you down, but first you'll need to tell me how you even got up here in the first place.