[ Lapis, meanwhile, does a slightly better job of blending in with the general populace of Brick Alley - if only because she's vain as hell. But even she makes a faint face at the talk of a fifty dollar apple - why the fuck is an apple fifty dollars? And why do jeans need to be bougie in the first place?? ]

Wait, just one apple - [ No she's not thinking about this. Already this dad-daughter and boyfriend-of-daughter-trying-to-impress-dad mission is off to a great start. ] Rich people really worry me sometimes...

... But that sounds good. I can go through the front of the store, since uh...

[ There's a pause. Truly there's no kinder way to word this. ]

I'm probably least likely to get told to leave right away.