kaisoumods: (libra)
Kaisou Mod Account ([personal profile] kaisoumods) wrote in [community profile] kaisou2024-02-14 04:55 pm
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Un: Zodiac | Mid-Month Update

WHO: Everyone!
WHERE: Libra App
WHEN: February 14th
WHAT: Zodiac Network Post
WARNINGS: None!

[We've reached the middle of February. Cupid arrows are still flying through the city, making people explain what's deep in their hearts. The post begins like the previous one had, with notifications of peoples coming and goings]


Ganymede
Ganymede has joined the app. Say hi everyone!

Valvatorez Labyrs
Valvatorez and Cassandra have left the app.


[The post then continues on as normal.]

Hello. Thank you for using the Libra App.

I got shot with an arrow on my way to work today, so let's make this quick:

I don't like any of you, I don't like doing these updates. Valentine's Day is nothing more than a sham meant to sell stuff and love is dead.

Now for a word from our sponsors.




This post is sponsored by Golden Peacock Jewelers. Show your love this Valentine's day with gold.


[Users will have the option to choose their own display names and user pics if they haven't already. If nothing is chosen, the app will use their real name and a quick photo taken of them from their camera's phone. Like always, there'll be no responses from Zodiac. And as always, feel free to keep backtagging the event logs! ]
illucesco: (and it goes ooooh.)

[personal profile] illucesco 2024-02-16 04:12 pm (UTC)(link)
somehow i'm not surprised.

but hey, on the bright side. there's gonna be a lot of candy and chocolate on sale tomorrow.
scourgingstars: (i'm scared; i doubt)

[personal profile] scourgingstars 2024-02-16 04:15 pm (UTC)(link)
True enough. Personally, I might prefer enough wine to intoxicate a garula.


Elephant. I meant elephant.
illucesco: (that don't mean we gotta give him)

[personal profile] illucesco 2024-02-16 04:23 pm (UTC)(link)
idk why but when you said "garula" the first thing i saw in my head was a sandwich. a really good one, i think.

also. if you're two thousand years old alcohol poisoning won't kill you but will it still give you the mother of all hangovers?
scourgingstars: (not a thing can be done with so few men)

[personal profile] scourgingstars 2024-02-16 04:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Almost certainly, but you know how the saying goes about what doesn't kill you.

Which is that it should try harder next time.
illucesco: ('cause my heart and soul)

[personal profile] illucesco 2024-02-16 04:48 pm (UTC)(link)
[You are very concerning sometimes, man.]

i could've sworn that saying was shorter and catchier than that.

...actually i think i have something that might help re: hangovers.